The Meaning of Life Page #6

the penis entering the vagina?

No, sir.

No, sir. No, sir.

Well, had I done foreplay?

Yes, sir.

Ah. Well, as we all know

all about foreplay,

no doubt you can tell me what

the purpose of foreplay is.

Biggs.

Don't know.

Sorry, sir.

Carter?

Oh, was it taking

your clothes off, sir?

Well, and after that?

Oh, putting them

on a lower peg, sir.

The purpose of foreplay is to

cause the vagina to lubricate,

so that the penis

can penetrate more easily.

Could we have a window open,

please, sir?

Yes. Harris, will you?

And, of course, to cause

the man's penis to erect

and harden.

Now, did I do

vaginal juices last week?

Oh, do pay attention,

Wadsworth!

I know it's Friday. Watching

the football, are you?

Boy, move over there.

I'm warning you.

I may decide

to set an exam this term.

Oh, sir!

Sir!

So just listen.

Now did I or did I not

do vaginal juices?

Yes, sir.

Name two ways of getting them

flowing, Watson.

Rubbing the clitoris, sir?

What's wrong

with a kiss, boy? H mm?

Why not start her off

with a nice kiss?

You don't

have to go leaping

straight for the clitoris

like a bull at a gate.

Give her a kiss, boy.

Suck the nipple, sir?

Good, good. Well done, Wymer.

Stroking the thighs, sir?

Yes, yes.

I suppose so.

Biting the neck.

Yes, good.

N ibbling the earlobe,

kneading the buttocks

and so on and so forth.

So we have

all these possibilities,

before we stampede

towards the clitoris, Watson.

Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

Now, all these forms

of stimulation

can now take place.

And, of course, tonguing

will give you the best idea

of how the juices

are coming along.

Helen?

Now, penetration and coitus,

that is to say intercourse

up to and including orgasm.

Ah, hello, dear. Do stand up when

my wife enters the room, Carter.

Oh, sorry, sir. Sorry.

H umphrey, I hope

you don't mind.

I told the Garfields we

would dine with them tonight.

Yes, yes, well,

I suppose we must.

I said we'd be

there by 8:
00.

At least it'll give me a reason

to wind up the staff meeting.

I know you don't like them, but

I couldn't make another excuse.

It's just that I felt...

Wymer, this is

for your benefit.

Would you kindly

wake up?

I've no intention of going

through this all again.

We'll take the foreplay as

read, if you don't mind, dear.

No, of course not,

H umphrey.

So, the man starts by entering

or mounting his good lady wife,

in the standard way.

The penis is now, as you will

observe, more or less fully erect.

There we are,

that's better.

Now, Carter.

Yes, sir?

What is it?

It's an ocarina, sir.

Bring it up here.

The man now starts making thrusting

movements with his pelvic area,

moving the penis up and down

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