The Meaning of Life Page #4
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What are we, dear? Protestant,
Well, why do they have
so many children?
Because every time they have sexual
intercourse, they have to have a baby.
But it's the same with us,
Harry. What do you mean?
Well, I mean
we've got two children,
and we've had
sexual intercourse twice.
That's not the point. We could
have it any time we wanted.
Really?
Oh, yes. And what's more,
because we don't believe
in all that Papist claptrap,
we can take precautions.
What, you mean
lock the door?
No, no. I mean because we are members
of the Protestant Reformed Church,
which successfully challenged
the autocratic power
of the Papacy
in the mid-sixteenth century,
we can wear little rubber
devices to prevent issue.
What do you mean?
I could, if I wanted, have
sexual intercourse with you.
Oh, yes, Harry.
And by wearing a rubber sheath
over my old fellow,
I could ensure that when I came
off, you would not be impregnated.
Ooh! That's what being
a Protestant's all about.
That's why
it's the church for me.
That's why
it's the church for anyone
who respects the individual
and the individual's right
to decide for him
or herself.
protest up to the church door in 1517,
he may not have realized the full
significance of what he was doing
but 400 years later,
thanks to him, my dear,
I can wear whatever I want
on my John Thomas.
And Protestantism doesn't stop
at the simple condom. Oh, no!
I can wear French Ticklers
if I want. You what?
French Ticklers, Black
Mambos, Crocodile Ribs...
Sheaths that are designed
not only to protect,
but also to enhance the
stimulation of sexual congress.
Have you got one?
Have I got one? Well, no,
but I can go down the road anytime
I want and walk into Harry's
and hold my head up high and
say, in a loud, steady voice,
"Harry, I want you
to sell me a condom.
"In fact, today I think I'll have a
French Tickler, for I am a Protestant. "
Well, why don't you?
But they, they cannot,
because their church never made the
great leap out of the Middle Ages
and the domination
But despite the attempts
of Protestants
to promote the idea
of sex for pleasure,
children continue
to multiply everywhere.
The Meaning of Life, part two.
Growth and learning.
And so the Midianites
went forth to Ram Gilead,
in Kadesh Bilgemath,
by Shor Ethra Regalion,
to the house of
Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda,
he who brought the butter dish
to Balshazar,
and the tent peg
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