The Matchbreaker Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 2016
- 94 min
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I thought
maybe you could use this.
Lack of motivation,
doesn't save money.
Not that he has
that much money to begin with,
he works at a fast food place.
Fast food alone has
destroyed many relationships
with the weight gain.
I'm not that patient.
Um, I don't know if
this list is going to work.
These aren't things
people my age care about.
They think in the present.
Ok.
So what then?
What I'm looking for are
quirks, habits, annoying things
about him.
So your boyfriend
is Zach Winstead?
Yeah.
Do you know him?
Yeah, i... uh, I do.
Great guy.
I mean, except for
the toothpick thing.
What?
He always has a
toothpick in his mouth.
It's like a redneck way
of being pretentious.
It's weird.
Plus, the mouth noises he makes?
Ugh.
And you got to admit, he
talks like a junior high girl.
Did you see that tweet or not?
Eww.
Oh my gosh, they're so annoying.
Basic as they get.
Is that Chelsea?
What the what?
Hey, we bout to turn up!
I hate Josh Hutcherson
so much, I can't even.
JK, I'm jelly.
But seriously.
And you know, should he
really be dancing in public?
Oh, i... uh, I got to go.
Do you wanna hang
out this weekend?
Huh?
What?
I like hanging out with you.
Uh, I don't know.
I'm not sure about hanging out
with someone else's girlfriend.
I don't want to cause
any trouble there.
Oh.
So...
Yeah, ok.
Yeah.
See ya.
Wait.
Don't you want your dog?
Thanks.
Stupid dog, you
make me look bad.
Bye.
I don't think it's working out.
What's up?
I'm Zach.
What am I supposed
to do with this dog?
Take him back to the shelter?
Is that what I am now?
I use dogs and then
toss them back?
Hey.
I heard barking.
You're not allowed
to have a dog.
Tully?
Beast.
Ok.
But I get to walk
him on Tuesdays.
Tuesday is Velma's
Deal.
Hey, do you think
this girl was into you?
Definitely.
Was she cute?
There's this new girl.
You know, as someone who
hasn't been in a relationship
for a while, I think you have
to move past the weird thing.
Was she breathing?
Look who's talking.
You haven't had a girlfriend
since the fourth grade.
I've had a lot of girlfriends.
Ok, two.
Oh, wait... uh, yeah.
Two.
And this is why I'm taking
relationship advice from you?
Do dogs eat, like, every day?
Yes they do.
Don't you?
Don't you?
Kaching.
What?
What?
Look.
Oh, dagnabbit.
The flying monkey
has landed, minus
the munchkin-eared albatross.
What is happening?
Great doing business with you.
Glad I could help.
Can I recommend
you to some people?
What do you mean?
You'd be surprised how
many parents dislike
their daughters' boyfriends.
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