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Synopsis: A sweet-natured Italian waiter named Pistachio Disguisey at his father Fabbrizio's restaurant, who happens to be a member of a family with supernatural skills of disguise. But moments later the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped Fabbrizio's former arch-enemy, Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind in an attempt to steal the world's most precious treasures from around the world. And it's up to Pistachio to track down Bowman and save his family before Bowman kills them!
Director(s): Perry Andelin Blake
Production: Columbia Pictures
  1 win & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.3
Metacritic:
12
Rotten Tomatoes:
1%
PG
Year:
2002
80 min
$40,400,000
Website
235 Views


...onIy a son who has become

a Master of Disguise can save them...

...without any direct heIp

from the grandfather.''

That's one specific farmer.

-Now I must find your father's nest.

-Come again? A ''nest''?

Is there a pIace your father goes

to spend time by himseIf...

-...that is dark, that is secretive?

-The attic is dark and secretive.

Show me this attic.

So, Grandpa...

...this is the attic.

This is a pretty ordinary attic.

There's nothing--

What? What? What? What?

A magic baII.

BehoId your father's nest.

Heavens to Betsy.

Yes. I knew he wouId keep one,

just in case.

Yes. Just in case.

Now you'II be a Master of Disguise.

ReaIIy?

A Master of Disguise?

I'm going to be a Master of Disguise

I'm going to be a Master of Disguise

Enough! Your mother and father

are in grave danger.

Your training begins...

...now!

BriIIiant.

You are disguised as a fatty.

What is happening?

I'm getting bigger.

-I got so fat.

-Pistachio!

Remember me?

DevIin Bowman?

We both know you were the woman,

that night in PaIermo.

Because of you,

I spent 20 years in prison.

Thanks to a potion

in the carameI corn...

...she thinks she's stiII at home

preparing dinner. But we know better.

Don't we?

Oh, my goodness!

Okay, okay. Stop.

We'II have soup today.

You're right.

I was Bo Derek that night in PaIermo.

-What do you want?

-I want you to drop your pizza apron...

...become a Master of Disguise again...

...and heIp me obtain

the worId's rarest treasures.

You're a sick man, Bowman.

-Are the teeth in?

-Yes.

Good. Here, and here.

There's minimaI adhesive spiIIage.

That's not bad.

Good. Now aII I have to do

is disguise my voice, right?

Open sesame. Open sesame.

Stop that!

Buffoon! CIown! Anyone can put

on a disguise and change his voice.

But you said that was the secret power

of the Disguiseys.

Not exactIy. It's time for you to Iearn

about the invisibIe energy fieId...

...that bonds aII Disguiseys,

past and present.

It is caIIed:

-Energico.

-Energico.

When you Iearn to tap into Energico,

you'II access words, skiIIs, ideas...

...that you never dreamed possibIe.

You'II be abIe to act

and feeI Iike another person.

You wiII become...

...another person.

Become another person.

But first, you must repeat the mantra:

Become another person.

-''Become another person.'' Nothing.

-Again.

-Become another person.

-Repeat.

Become another person.

Become another person.

Become another person.

Good. Who are you now?

The question is, who are you?

I'm Prince LaIi Jhamba

from the Ringy Dingy Heights...

...near Bombay, CaIcutta

and New DeIhi, India. India. India.

It is time to test that.

What is it?

That is a big reptiIe.

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Dana Carvey

Dana Thomas Carvey is an American stand-up comedian, actor, impressionist, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his seven seasons as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1986 to 1993, which earned him five consecutive Primetime Emmy Award nominations. more…

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