The Marrying Man Page #3
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- 1991
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off and head back tonight.
I just miss you too much.
What did he say? Birds were chirping.
I couldn't hear that.
I love you.
Bye, honey.
He's joking, that's what it is.
He's joking. Charley.
Don't tell jokes. You're not funny.
We're funny, not you.
It's no joke.
I'm going back.
Aw, Charley!
I'll take you there.
I'll pay for the weekend.
- I'm going back to L.A. Tonight.
- Charley.
- I miss her, guys.
- Tell him what he's missing.
On my mother's life,
these are not women, they're goddesses.
- Am I lying, Sammy?
- Goddesses, Charley.
Any of them could marry a prince
or a duke if they could get to Europe.
Big women, six-two, six-three.
There were 12 of them.
It's like a mountain of tits.
Hey, the tire, the tire!
You guys don't get it.
I'm getting married in six days.
I'm tired of screwing around. That's
all I've been doing my whole life.
Can I ask you a question?
Are you hot for Adele?
I just got finished telling you,
I'm nuts for her.
Nuts is a different topic.
- Hot!
- Different than nuts.
I've had hot before.
Hot always got me into trouble.
Hot always cost me a bundle
of dough and a kick in the ass.
- I want a woman I can depend on.
- Why can't you have both?
Because you can't.
You ever hear of crimes of passion?
A hot woman
screws up your mind.
Guy sees the woman
he's in love with...
in bed with another guy,
he writes her off.
- He catches some guy screwing
the woman he's hot for...
She's done!
We did talk Charley
into stopping for a few drinks...
figuring we could persuade him
tojoin us at the Pick-A-Daisy.
You can lead
a man in love to water...
but you gotta drag him
to horse around.
Dd
Feeling lucky.!
Feeling lucky.!
Watch your hands.!
Keep your hands back.!
He's on the phone again.
We should have killed
this romance when it started.
A man in love is a man
who dumps his friends.
I'm going to miss Charley.
Fellas, I have found
the one girl in a million.
You ask me if I'm hot for her,
I'm better than hot.
I am crazy, nuts,
absolutely insane for her.
That's great. Maybe one day
you'll be hot for her, too.
And now here's a young lady
I know you're going to enjoy.
Adele wants to put
my picture on the ceiling...
so it's the first thing
she sees in the morning.
I wish we didn't have
to wait six day...
Birds do it
Bees do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Sometimes it's good to wait.
- Who is that?
- For example.
Let's do it Let's do it
Who is she, Sammy?
Must be a new kid.
Never saw her before.
The Dutch in
old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
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