The Man Who Would Be King Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1975
- 129 min
- 3,272 Views
Glad you caught the performance.
What do you think?
It's convincing,
but what are you rascals up to now?
Last week it was kings
you were to be, of Kafiristan.
- We've gotta get there first.
- Madness is a trick.
Who'd hurt some poor crazy priest
and his servant?
Peachy worked this out.
We've used it before.
He talks, while I act dumb.
I can twitch to put the fear
into any good Muslim.
I can froth at the mouth.
Want to see?
- I can imagine.
- All right, some other time perhaps.
Come over here.
Give it a touch-up down here.
- Rifles?
- Twenty Martinis, and ammunition.
Cost us every sou we got
out of the rajah of Degumber.
Good heavens!
You mean you went back there?
Of course, Brother Kipling.
God help you
if you're caught with those!
Gunrunning isn't exactly new to us.
Well, Brother Kipling,
goodbye and many thanks.
Man, don't do it!
The odds are too great.
Wish us luck. We met upon the level.
And we're parting on the square.
Good luck, indeed.
Come along, you ugly beast.
Wait!
Here. Take this.
Last time Danny and me came through
the Khyber Pass, we fought our way...
...yard by bloody yard...
...and General Bobbs
called us heroes afterwards.
But that was years ago.
Times have changed.
- Blast! Look who's on sentry!
- Mulvaney!
That loudmouthed mick
from the Black Tyrone!
Private Mulvaney! Come to attention
when I am addressing you!
Slope arms!
Present! March!
Mark time!
At the double!
Corporal of the guard!
Take three men and put
Private Mulvaney under arrest!
Bloody man's drunk again!
We came through the Khyber
with that caravan...
...doing all sorts of antics
to amuse the people.
At night, he told them their fortunes
in a tongue of his own...
...and I translated.
And all concerned were happy...
...because I promised them
all their wishes would come true.
Then at Jaedallak we turned off
towards Kafiristan.
They were sad to see us leave
the caravan. We'd brought it good luck.
Two she-camels had foaled and there
was no sniping at us from the hills.
They waved goodbye to the mad priest
and his servant.
And Danny danced them out of sight.
The country was deserty.
The inhabitants were dispersed, solitary.
We travelled by night
and kept away from villages.
We didn't want to waste ammunition
in idle fighting with Afghans.
The Pushtukan.
A wavy blue line on the map, but we
couldn't hope to get camels across.
So Peachy says,
"It doesn't matter what they cost...
...we'll trade them for goats.
We're playing for high stakes."
Major McCrimmon bet me 10 bob he could
blow up a goat skin in one breath.
He did. Though he'd sat down
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The Man Who Would Be King" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 19 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_man_who_would_be_king_13284>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In