The Man Who Would Be King Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1975
- 129 min
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...for such who can train
and lead men in battle.
We'll go there
and say to any chief we find:
"Want to vanquish your foes?"
He'll say, "Of course, do it."
We'll fight for him, make him king
and then subvert him.
and loot the country.
How's that for a plan?
You're both out of your minds!
To start with...
...the only way to get there
is through Afghanistan.
Kafiristan? No, no, no.
Two white men would be cut to pieces
five miles into the Khyber Pass.
Just suppose.
And suppose we got across
the Afghan plains, then what?
There's the Hindu Kush,
a frozen sea of peaks and glaciers.
A party of geographers tried several
years ago and vanished into thin air.
No white man has ever been there
and come out since Alexander.
Alexander who?
Alexander the Great, king of Greece.
If a Greek can do it, we can do it.
Right.
I can only repeat,
you're a pair of lunatics!
Would a pair of lunatics
draw up a contract like this?
"This contract between us, pursuing
and witnesseth in the name of God.
One:
We will settle this together,i.e., to be kings of Kafiristan.
Two:
We will not, while thisis being settled, look at liquor...
...or any woman, so as to get mix ed
up with one or the other harmful.
Three:
We actwith dignity and discretion.
If one is in trouble, the other stays
by him. Signed by us this day."
There's no need for the last article,
but it's got a ring to it.
Daniel.
Now, you witness it and it's legal.
Well, gentlemen,
it's 4 in the morning.
Don't stand on politeness. If you want
to go to bed, we won't steal anything.
Thank you.
We'll send word when we're ready
to go, if you want to say goodbye.
Yes. Well, try not to burn
the place down.
Here we are.
"Kafiristan. 10, 000 square miles.
Mountainous terrain.
Religion unknown. Population unknown.
Conquered by Alexander in 328 B.C.
According to Herodotus,
he defeated King Oxyartes...
...whose daughter Roxanne
he subsequently took to wife."
You buy from me,
I give you good price.
Very cheap, very nice things for you,
especially for you, sir.
Our forward continuance is impeded
by this fellow, who is begging...
...you will accompany him that he may
show you a rare and wonderful thing.
- What thing?
- He would not say what thing.
Therefore, I suspect
his bad intentions...
...to entice you into
a house of disreputation...
...where he will take you,
kill you, murder you...
...cut your throat and rob the money
from your pockets also.
Crikey!
- Wait at the office!
- Sir, please!
Myself, I will take you
to a loving house.
You will be very happy
and delightful...
Morning to you, brother.
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