The Lords of Salem Page #2
Yeah. Dead hair.
Dead air.
Oh.
Well, how about this?
In Ukraine,
music always delivered in wooden box.
Sure, whatever.
Ah, thick vinyl. Strong like bear.
Whoa! Sorry.
I think I owe you a new needle.
- Well...
- Let me try this again.
Damn.
What are you doing?
Oh.
It's really f***ed-up sounding.
We should smash or trash this tomorrow.
Hey, you all right? Are you cool?
Breed this new world
with the blessed spawn of your glory.
Remove this hideous creature.
Sisters, we have failed.
Hey. you OK?
Are you cool?
Oh, well, yeah, no, I mean, I'll go.
I got a long ride home.
You can crash on the couch if you want.
Really? The couch?
Yeah, really, the couch.
Even though I had a mum
who was a drug addict,
it still felt so really attractive
for some reason,
even after years
of watching her go downhill.
I just knew that somewhere along the line,
I was gonna have to try it for myself
I wasn't the kind of guy who would really
learn from other peoples mistakes.
That was just not the way
I did it, you know.
If I did it, I was gonna do it and I was
gonna learn the lesson the hard way,
which I did, repeatedly.
So here I am, not wanting to learn
from other people's mistakes
and I'm trying to help you guys
learn from my mistakes,
even though I still struggle every day
with everything that I've ever learned
over the last 12 years.
- Thank you. That was great.
- Thank you. Thank you for coming.
I'm off dairy.
Attention all cows on the eastern seaboard.
Herman is off dairy.
Wait a minute. You're off dairy?
And gluten free.
- Do you even know what gluten free is?
- Of course.
I just saw you eat a grilled cheese
five minutes ago.
- I like cheese!
- Sandwiches don't count.
Um, bread and cheese.
Mm-hm.
Anyway, if you're just tuning in,
we've been chatting with Francis Matthais,
author of the book Satan's Last Stand. "
The Truth about the Salem Witch Trials.
You look very handsome
on the back cover here.
Thank you.
Is that why you took the book
into the bathroom, Heidi?
You are such a perv.
That's a very intriguing tattoo.
- Oh, thank you.
- It's really kind of mesmerizing.
Ah.
Whoa, Francis. Restrain.
OMG, stop looking at my titties!
I have a wife. Alice, if you're listening,
please do not change the locks.
It doesn't stop Heidi, don't worry.
All right, so, Francis,
how many people were actually executed
during the Salem witch trials?
Well, approximately 25,
if you include the accused witches
that died in prison.
Come on, 25? Are you serious?
I mean, I have to admit
I'm a bit disappointed with the number.
Were there any quote, unquote,
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