The Long Weekend Page #4

Its his birthday.

Ehm... shall we open this?

Don't bother. We already got one open.

- There you go.

- Thank you.

Its delicious.

Yeah, it's so big.

Oh, I'm a whore, yeah.

Ehh...

Spank me.

Spank me, Daddy.

Oh, yeah!

So, what do you do?

I'm a nurse.

Wow, that's a tough job.

So few people are really

making a difference in the world,

and look at you, you're out

there curing illnesses,

and healing injuries,

and saving lives.

I Work in an abortion clinic.

Ohh!

Right! So.

So, Susie,

was Ed here telling

you that he's an

award-winning advertising

executive Supremo?

The kid's a dynamo.

Oops.

Who's hungry?

"BOSSHOUSE:
You Roll I'll Drive"

"We're the only ones here alive... "

And so Ed runs eight miles.

And I'm not talking your average over the

river and through the woods here, ladies.

I'm talking the most treacherous terrain

you can possibly imagine.

I'm talking jumping over snake pits.

I'm talking about this man was chased by

wolves just to find somebody with a phone

to then call the airborne forest rangers,

who arrived just in the nick of time

to save the entire boy scout troop.

Had it not been for my brother's grit,

determination and sheer heroism,

they may have all died.

You're a genuine hero.

Is all that true?

Cooper may be exaggerating a bit.

The err...

The bus actually drove off the road

to avoid hitting me.

But he did run eight miles.

I mean, can you imagine?

Yes, that's true, in the wrong direction.

They were found by a passing hiker,

and then he called out the forest rangers,

and then

they came in helicopters,

actually, and found me.

The point here is, ladies,

that everyone was saved.

Yes.

There you go.

Except the guy who lost his legs.

There was a guy who lost his legs.

Food. Outstanding.

Ladies, let's get it on here, huh?

The night is young.

Drink it up and enjoy.

Susie, let's go.

The game is strip coasters.

Let's do it Top comes off.

OK.

Got it.

Good catch.

- Lucky you.

- Thank you, thank you.

OK. Your turn.

Eddie, you're up. Come on now, buddy

Show her you're an athlete.

He shoots, he scores, huh?

Excellent shot! Did you see that?

Would you excuse me for a moment?

- Where's the men's room?

- It's in the back there.

- Right or left?

- Hey just follow your nose.

Good luck.

Oh, no.

Ohh.

Oh, it burns.

No.

I can't wipe with that.

Oh, hey. Hey, brother.

Listen, you mind if you take Susie home?

- Where are you going?

- Oh, Jo's not feeling well.

- What's wrong with her?

- You know, I'm not sure.

But I better take her home

and take her temperature,

vaginally with my flesh thermometer.

Susie's totally into you, by the way.

Here, man.

Look alive. Have some fun, will you?

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