
The Long Weekend
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- 2005
- 85 min
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Asshole!
Oh, f-u-u-uck!
Oh, Shit!
Ready?
Ow! Ow! Aargh!
Ohh!
Aaargh!
Oooh!
Yaargh!
Jesus!
Aargh!
Ohh!
Aargh, Jeez!
It hurts!
OK.
I don't suppose anyone remembers
the first moment they opened their eyes.
- Push.
- I sure don't.
But for my little brother Ed, I imagine
this is what the world looked like.
Little man.
Because this is how we'd
see things all through
childhood, adolescence,
and into adulthood.
You see, ever since he was strong enough
to lift a video camera,
he's had one pressed to his face.
He didn't mind what he was videoing
as long as he was videoing.
Ed. Hey.
I don't think we really
need to record Mr.
Fiddlesticks eating his
own poop for posterity.
OK He did get some funny stuff Ill admit.
But he didn't live life.
He viewed it.
Then edited the best
bits and archived them.
I mean, he was barely aware
of monumental world events,
but he could tell you the exact date
cousin Stevie gave up karate.
Ow!
Sure the guy was a nerd,
but he was my brother, and I loved him.
He was always there to capture
my many outstanding stage performances.
O you, the doors of breath
sealed with a righteous kiss.
Way to go, buddy!
And I hoped he'd give it up
when he went to college.
Instead, he found a whole new world to film.
Hey, Ed.
But he never made really good use
of his camera.
- Unlike his roommate, Jack.
- Oh, Jack! Oh!
Oh, Jack, it's so big! Oh!
It's so hot! Oh! Oh!
He even had the damn thing pressed to face
when he met his girlfriend Cathy.
She got me where she want me...
Oh, Shit!
She said, "Baby, come on"
Jesus!
Sometimes I think she was right.
After graduation, they moved in together.
And Ed got a job in advertising.
According to his boss, he was a natural.
Ed?
You are a natural, my son.
You've won another award.
You keep this up, and I'll see what I can
do about getting you a corner office.
- Thank you, Frank.
- Good boy.
Five buck tip?
Five bucks, that's it?
with your sandwich, sir?
Was the coffee cold?
No, the sandwich and the
coffee were fine, but
I ordered a cheeseburger
and an iced tea.
I'm sorry, man.
Do you need another five?
Here's ten.
Hey, thanks a lot.
What are brothers for?
I'll get you back real
soon, I promise, man.
My agent says I am so close
to my first big break.
She said you were so close
two and a half years ago.
Yeah, well, that was two
and a half years ago.
I have an audition for a Japanese whisky
commercial tomorrow. Do you believe it?
Cooper, you're in your mid-20s.
You've been doing this acting thing for,
what, six years now?
Yeah, give or take.
I think it's time you moved on,
thought about the future.
Become an adult like I have.
Did I mention he'd become
a tiny bit condescending?
Hey, Cathy?
I picked up your stuff from the cleaners.
Cathy?
Cathy?
Pumpkin?
Ed.
Jack? Hi.
Hi.
Are you ill?
Where's Cathy?
Cathy, what's going on?
Say something.
I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
What? No. Why? No!
What are you talking about?
I mean, this is... fine.
I mean, we can work it out, right?
I mean, a lot of people, they... Jack?
Can I have a moment with her?
Oh, yeah, sorry, man.
A lot of people have...
...affairs, you know?
It doesn't mean they've got to break up.
Right?
There are some things
Ill just never understand about Ed.
He could forgive Cathy for blowing Jack...
.. but then totally lost it
when he saw she was filming it
I helped him throw out every camera and
his entire obsessive compulsive archive.
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