The Long Kiss Goodnight Page #4

- ''Moving in.''

What?

lt's, uh--

The song's not about linen.

Yeah, whatever.

So, you cold?

- Yeah, freezing.

- Turn on the heat.

lt doesn't work,

but it makes a very annoying noise.

- Distracts from the cold.

- l'll pass, thanks.

Who knew l had an old fianc?

And now we're just going

to pay a surprise visit?

There are no bells or whistles

because l don't remember any of this.

That's too bad. That's the cream

of the crop, believe me.

l forgot to ask.

Why is it that you got so far?

Say what?

Well, l mean...

you seem kind of low-rent.

No offense.

None taken.

Really, l was about to--

Sh*t!

Are you okay?

ls your neck all right?

You don't have whiplash?

What?

l'm just...

Since you almost ran us off the road,

l'm wondering what it is...

that you get

from an experience like that?

Don't get me wrong.

l'm sure it's enriching in some way...

and l know she was probably moved by

some a**hole screaming out the window.

l didn't hang out the window and yell.

l checked out her form, okay?

lf it's any consolation,

you got her beat hands down.

Really?

Yeah, from the neck up.

This is exciting.

You saw her tits.

lt's so neat.

Look, it's a guy thing,

all right?

Now you got a nice body

and all...

but those, you could see them

coming around the corner.

You got time

to comb your hair. Sh*t.

What's that?

Charly was my name in the dream.

''To Charly.

Love, Nathan''

''Nathan J. Waldman, Ph.D.''

All right, let's find a phone.

Found one.

Find his number.

- Take the stand.

- l got it. Now what'll l do with it?

Sit down!

Alice, please.

Your dog, Alice.

lt and my appetite

are mutually exclusive.

- What's wrong with the dog?

- lt's simple.

He's been licking his a**hole

for the last three hours.

l submit that there's nothing there

worth more than an hour's attention.

And l think that whatever

he's attempting to dislodge...

is either gone for good...

or there to stay.

Wouldn't you agree?

Mr. Waldman...

l got your number from a realtor...

in Massachusetts,

and l'd just like to speak to you.

Who is this?

You tell me, Mr. Waldman.

My full name, please?

God!

lt's really you.

''Chapter''...

they think you're dead.

- My full name, please!

- You don't know your name?

Your full name...

is Charlene Elizabeth Baltimore.

Don't talk, just listen.

You could be in danger, understand?

We must meet.

We must meet straightaway.

Where are you now?

ln Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania.

We'll meet halfway.

There's a town in New Jersey,

Chesterman.

Tomorrow.

Central train station...

at 1 1 a.m.

Meet me.

l'll tell you everything.

Signal Daedalus.

We got her.

- Curry Brand cat food.

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