The Layover Page #4

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Just quit with the flirty

routine...

it's getting really old.

I wasn't. Geez.

Take a deep breath, girl.

I'm surprised you didn't show

him your bra.

I think he might try and wear

it, am I right? Uh-oh.

(BURPING)

Oh my god. Oh, my god!

Soda's coming up.

Oh, Jesus Christ, Meg.

I feel like I am in your

intestines.

- Take it.

- Stop it!

- Take it.

- Oh my god!

I got one more comin', too.

Excuse me. I think

I'm in the middle there.

Thank you.

Hi.

(BURPING)

Here's your water.

- Thank you.

- Dear lord.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm Meg, by the way.

Ryan.

So what is it, Ryan?

Business or pleasure?

It's a wedding, actually.

Ah, which can sometimes feel

like work, right?

Mm.

I feel like last year,

I was at somebody's wedding...

every other weekend.

Yeah, they uh... come in waves,

don't they?

Yeah.

How about you?

- What brings you out?

- I have...

A girl's trip. I kinda hate that

expression, but it's true.

We are on a trip and we are

girls.

Okay, so you two are together?

Yeah, we're best friends.

We're just sitting in these

seats because, you know...

middle seats are for suckers.

Ah, my, uh, reputation

precedes me.

I love weddings.

As long as they're other

people's.

Yeah, that's the truth, right?

Single ladies in the house.

I'm Kate, by the way.

Hey, Ryan. It's good

to meet you.

You too.

I'm still Meg. Look at us!

Meg Ryan. We're America's

sweetheart.

Do you remember that deli scene?

Yeah, yeah, the, uh, "I'll have

what she's having".

(MOANING)

I think that my roommate

is trying to do a scene...

from When Harry Met Slarry.

When Harry Met Smarly.

When Harry Met Smarly.

When... Smarly Met...

You okay?

(SLURRING)

Is she having a stroke?

- She's fine. She's just...

- Smarly...

- Terrified of flying.

- M-marley.

She took some pharmaceuticals.

- Stay there.

- I'm jealous.

It's gonna be all right.

Well, I'll, uh, stop bothering

you guys.

Oh, you're not bothering...

(MUSIC PLAYING)

[CAPTAIN] (OVER PA)

Hello, folks.

This is your captain speaking.

Hurricane Cindy has headed

toward the Carolinas...

but it looks like she's

taken a bit of a turn...

and now they're re-directing

us to land in St. Louis.

We'll keep you updated as we

receive additional information.

Oh, man.

Since when is there a hurricane?

It's... been in the news,

like all week.

I'm not much of a news junkie.

I'm more of a bookworm.

This is just a hate-read.

(BURPS)

Excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna

need you to... oh, god.

Really?

Did you need something?

Put your seat up, and your

friend, too, please.

Kate? Kate. Wake up

for the male steward.

It's "flight attendant".

I'm moving her forward.

We're landing soon.

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