The Layover Page #3

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[KATE] We are going

to miss this flight!

This is completely insane!

Why even ask me, if you're

gonna just make us...

miss the goddamn flight?

[MEG] Sir, we can get out here.

[KATE] Stop. Stop. Stop!

[MEG]

Don't yell at the poor guy.

[KATE]

Thank you, thank you, sir.

You pay the driver,

I'll get the bags.

Oh my god. Look at this line!

We are going to miss

this flight!

I cannot believe this.

I kept telling you that we had

to leave.

[KATE] This happens every single

time. Look at this line!

There's no way we are making

this flight.

These are non-refundable

tickets.

I told you you can

take a bath...

or you can poach an egg

and not both.

Meg. Meg. What're you doing?

- Hold on.

- Get in line!

Excuse me.

My friend and I are about

to miss our flight.

Is there any way we can come

in this line?

Are you first class

or an Elite Club member?

We're first-class ladies.

Actually, I think I am

an Elite Club member...

if it didn't expire.

Hold on, let me check.

Ugh.

No, it's not... ugh.

Shoot. I guess not.

Sorry about that.

(SIGHS)

Thanks for your help.

And thanks for keeping us safe.

I just do check-in.

Why do you always do that?

- Do what?

- It's embarrassing.

Told you.

You can't just cut in front

of all these...

Sorry. Ugh, sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Oh my god, you are the sweetest

thing.

Don't worry about it.

You hungry?

You could have checked your bag.

I was trying to save some money.

- You okay?

- Yeah.

You got your headphones, pills,

neck pillow...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's gonna be fine.

It's gonna be epic.

Yeah.

Deep breath.

Ma'am, no liquids

above 3.4 ounces.

You can dispose of it in that

trash can right there.

You want me to get rid of it?

Sure thing.

(CROWD MURMURS)

Whew!

It's easier when it's a beer.

Have a good flight.

Deep breath, girl.

We're going to Florida.

It's gonna be so much fun.

Think of the beach,

think of the sunshine.

Here's your neck pillow.

Six hours in the air.

Up and down.

Please don't say "down".

We're still on the ground.

Yeah, I know, but we're high

enough already.

Middle seats are for suckers,

right?

You know what? I actually think

it'd be better if we switched.

I would, but I need extra

legroom.

It's sort of a Gandalf-Bilbo

situation.

And I'm the hobbit?

Oh my... I'm just saying,

I'm taller.

Here, take a pill.

- I already took a pill.

- Take another.

Okay.

- I'll get you a water.

- No, I don't need any water...

Excuse me, can she

get a water...

so she can take her

anti-anxiety pill?

Certainly.

Can we please keep this

to ourselves?

I was just trying to help.

It's not like I gave him

your social.

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