The Last Time Page #4

I'll get him to lighten up.

Ted and I went on a sales call together.

He told the client to shove his cock | in my mouth if he wants me to shut up.

So, either one of you new guys | broken your sales cherry?

Yeah?

I got nothing.

Ted says that they fire you if you don't | get a sale before the quarter is over.

Yeah, plus they burn down your house | and rape your wife.

Oh, yeah.

So, Mr. Funny Guy, did you screw up | your first round of interviews, huh?

- What interviews? | - For a management position.

- Yeah, top man in each sales office. | - Good morning, gentlemen.

- Misty. | - Top man?

Well, why don't they just give it to Ted?

Ted? Ted would never volunteer, | and I am next on the totem pole.

Barely.

We interview here at the home office. | Chicago's got the opening.

F***ing lucky prick.

It's not luck, sweetheart.

Sh*t.

- Ted. | - Morning, Ted.

Hey, Ted. How's it going?

You gonna join the team this year?

So, as you can see, these products | not only address your current needs,

but all of your future requirements

in each and every one of your 20 | facilities on the Eastern Seaboard.

And when it comes to installation, | we can have them up and running in what,

five to 10 business days.

Well, thank you. I think we've heard enough.

- Lf you please, just let me finish, then I can... | - You are finished.

- You promised me five minutes. | - I said your time is up.

If you'll just give me a moment to explain | to you how our company can help you...

I've been doing this for 27 years.

There's nothing you can tell me | that I don't already know.

Sir, I really need this sale. I do.

I plan on starting a family. | I'm gonna get married.

I've got a family, too.

- Reynolds here has two of them. | - Three.

Good day, gentlemen. We don't validate.

"I'm starting a family"?

"I'm starting a family. "

I got flustered.

- Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. | - What the hell are you doing?

That's the time ticking away on this | quarter, and you haven't made one sale.

Where the f*** | did you find this company, anyway?

- Do you know you could've helped me? | - I'm not your f***ing wet nurse.

Why don't you draw on all that experience | you allegedly have?

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

That means, I don't think | you're half the salesman you claim to be.

You know what, Ted? | I'm gonna beat you this quarter.

All right.

- Okay? | - Yeah.

And the only reason why is just | to get you to shut your f***ing mouth.

- Can I help you, sir? | - No, thanks. I'm just looking.

- Oh, hi. | - Hey.

What are you doing here?

I'm supposed to be meeting Jaime | around the corner for lunch,

but his review is running late.

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