The Last Straight Man Page #4
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- Year:
- 2014
- 110 min
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Does this mean you
don't want the 5O bucks?
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm just not used to so
much drama from my tricks.
You're such a dick.
The word you're looking
for is John, not dick.
Now go put something pretty on,
and let's get some breakfast.
Lewis, can you set your phaser
to serious for one minute?
OK, let's hear it.
Here what?
L'm not gay.
I like women.
I was just, dot, dot, dot.
Choose from the following.
A, curious.
B, drunk.
C, horny.
Followed up by and there was a
willing mouth in the room so.
Lewis, I liked it.
OK?
I wouldn't have
done it otherwise.
But I'm getting married today.
Oh, I should've
made that choice D.
Look, I'm not gonna
freak out or run away.
And I'm not gonna say that
we can't be buddies anymore.
You're my best friend.
And if anything, this just
made me feel closer to you.
Except for the kissing.
Well I got to save
something for my wife.
OK.
She can have your feet.
I don't like feet.
Feet are suspicious.
They never look you in the eye.
Lewis, it was fun.
And I'm glad that
it was with you.
But once is enough.
You can't stop at just one.
Think of me as your personal
bag of potato chips.
You both make
my fingers greasy.
Good one, straight boy.
Hey, Ted?
Yeah, it's Cooper.
I need you to come pick me up.
I'm still at the hotel.
Yeah, I got drunk
and passed out.
All right.
OK.
All right, I'll meet you
out front in a few minutes.
Bye.
L 90':
to go.Fflends?
Of course.
With benefits?
Ass.
OK, kiss me goodbye.
How about a hug?
I'll take it.
See you later?
Yes, you will.
Your nose smells like tuna.
Love you, Lewis.
Love you, Coop.
[music playing]
What are you doing?
Testing my camera skills.
Are we changing professions?
No, I thought I'd make a
sexy video with the wife.
I just wanted to
test it out first.
I'll erase it.
That's an expensive sex toy.
I got it for the baby.
The baby needs a sex toy?
The birth.
I'm recording the birth.
That's your idea
of a sexy video?
Or is it just the third
act of a story arc?
Dick.
The wife liked your
latest book, by the way.
They all say that.
When's it due?
In a couple of weeks.
Congratulations!
Thanks.
Let's drink a toast.
Shots.
What?
We have to drink a toast.
Come on.
[inaudible].
Uh, yeah.
Tell me When.
That's, that's great.
Yeah, too much.
That's the point.
Here.
To my son.
You know the sex?
Yeah, for awhile now.
You didn't say anything.
Are you excited?
Not yet, but
I'm getting there.
Get off.
Being a father.
Having a son.
[Sigh]
I'm so excited, I
could sh*t a crowbar.
H 9Y-
All new fathers get nervous.
What if I sit on him?
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