The Last Man Page #4

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I'm scared.

Which is it, that I don't know you,

or that you're scared?

Maybe it's your big underwear.

It was a joke.

Alan. I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Please, give me some time.

I just need

to think about things.

We'll leave after lunch.

Look, Sarah.

I knew this would happen.

I'm sorry.

We just have to accept that--

that we only have each other.

But that's okay.

We'll be fine.

Don't ever leave me.

Alan:
Well, Sarah and I

finally started settling in.

I guess things don't always flow

exactly the way you plan,

which is why you shouldn't plan.

But it's very clear that

she's attracted underneath.

So if she needs some time

to tap into her feelings for me,

that's fine.

As the Chetabi say,

"If you want to fence in a goat,

give it plenty of grazing land."

Still...

I'm not sure why I have

to sleep out here for now.

The whole thing

is very confusing.

What is it she needs

to figure out?

Sure, I've got my problems...

I sweat a lot, can't deny it;

love handles, yeah,

I've got those;

but...

I am the last guy

on Earth, okay?

What the world needs now

Is love, sweet love

It's the only thing

That there's just

too little of

What the world needs now

Is love, sweet love.

Alan:

Know thatjust the sound--

Oh my God! Stop! Stop! !

Man:
Hey...

thanks for stopping.

Hi.

Yeah,

I'm glad you guys stopped.

I wasn't getting any rides.

My name's Raphael.

Rides?

He doesn't know.

A nerve agent?

Sarah:
No.

It was something bigger.

It was God,

I think, starting over.

How come I survived?

I don't know.

- Are you allergic to ragweed?

- No.

Do you take zinc?

Yeah.

There's a reason

for everything.

Jesus.

My mom...

and my brother Todd...

we had this whole plan

to build our own putt-putt

goIf course out in Oregon.

I was on my way there.

I never got

to meet Roy Orbison.

He...

actually died before all this.

What?

- Are you all right?

- I guess.

Maybe I just need

a minute alone,

- as retarded as that sounds.

- It's okay.

I'm okay.

Jeez, that's pretty good.

It'll be like camping forever.

Well, that's true.

That's one way

of looking at it.

Will you stay with us?

I will never leave.

Alan:

There's been a new development.

We discovered a third person.

His name is Raphael.

We saw him hitchhiking

and immediately stopped.

Shockingly, he didn't know

what had happened.

He was a little shy

of the casualties at first,

but quickly nicknamed

them "grippers."

He seems eager to make

the best of things,

although I admit

I have some concerns.

without getting frustrated--

not that it could be challenged

at this point.

But he seems like a good guy.

I don't expect any surprises.

Still, on the way home,

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