The Last Man Page #2

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But I met this terrific girl.

And we had to get

to know each other.

I'll get back to you on that.

I first want you to meet her.

Sarah? Come here.

You'll love her.

She's terrific.

Sarah?

( both laugh )

So--

Anyway, Sarah is going

to stay with us for a while.

- For a long while.

- He's very good.

He's a very good man.

And I explained to her that we are

making this serious documentary--

Do you know

about the Chetabi?

They were Indians.

( mimics Indians )

No, come on.

This serious documentary

on how not

to screw up the Earth.

So, tell them

about yourself, Sarah.

I don't want to film now.

No, come on,

you're a fresh face.

They want to see a fresh,

beautiful face.

Tell them about yourself.

Alan:
Okay...

I guess you guys

don't need to see that.

Hi. It's still day five.

Sarah nodded off,

so I thought we could talk.

She's something, huh?

I mean, she's... pretty,

and smart,

and incredibly sexy.

A little mixed up philosophically,

but what can you expect right now?

She seems

to have fallen for me.

It was...

a meant-to-be thing,

I think.

We spent the whole day

just talking about stuff...

you know?

Then we tried to figure out things

we had in common,

to see why we survived.

It turns out

it's either

an allergy to ragweed,

or the fact

that we both take zinc.

But she's great.

She's got

this cute little laugh.

God, I love her laugh.

We made love tonight.

It was unbelievable!

I'm really not surprised

things turned out like this.

Itjust proves

the Chetabi were right.

They say:

"Expect nothing from the sky,

and it will bring you

cool rain."

So, have no expectations, my friends!

It works gangbusters!

Good morning, sweetie.

Breakfast is coming up.

Well... you seem

a little tired out.

So...

whenever you're ready.

Where's my baby?

Pretty little baby

Here's my baby,

pulling up here now

My friend Jack

is on the make

Yes, he stole

my last two dates

Gotta leave this town

Gotta leave this town

Gotta leave town

and move to someplace new.

Here you go.

I made them Florentine.

The garnish is fake, though.

Oops, sorry.

So, we...

had some drinks last night.

Yes.

And we...

had a good time.

I've never felt closer

to anyone.

That's good. I just...

still feel

a little sick is all.

Well, you've been

through a lot.

Okay...

you go back to bed

and I'll clean up here.

And later, we can go into town

and you can pick some stuff up.

Okay.

Hii...

Hii... ya...

Hii... ya...

Don't you have anything

kind of modern?

This is a Chetabi

love ritual.

The second hour

really picks up.

( radio static )

- ( soft music playing )

- This isn't bad.

- It's flapping.

- It's not flapping.

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