The Kentucky Fried Movie Page #4

Synopsis: Madcap spoof, a collection of comedy skits includes the Kung-Fu parody, "A Fistful Of Yen" and "Catholic School Girls In Trouble." Enjoy the future of movie-going with the "Feel-A-Round" theater experience. See a notable and highly respected actor as the clumsiest waiter in motion picture history. Watch such character as Cleopatra Schwartz and Big Jim Slade tickle your funny bone until it has to be removed surgically!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Landis
Production: Best Film & Video Corp.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
80%
R
Year:
1977
83 min
1,262 Views


It is sure...

and efficient. To

take care of your cold,

make like Bill Bixby,

take the Sanhedrin. The

powerful terrific analgesic.

Je remembers when the girlfriends /

i sont arrivals to play bridge.

very constrained iJ'tais to reason

des bad obstinate odors.

Of fish to the menu, last night?

Does Harvey always smoke these cigars?

Name of God! Did a

cow crap here or what?

It was a delicious to dine.

I made to best.

Bienvenue in the world

merveilleux of the sex,

o we go vous to make reach

une new intensity dans

the sexual pleasure.

Tamisez lights et with

a reassuring smile,

embrassez tenderly /

i votre partner.

Puis goes to the other tip de

shares a room it to undress you.

L'exposition of the

erogenous zones

est an inviting prelude

pour the preliminaries.

Prenez conscience of your body

tandis that he/it gets ready

pour the ultimate

sensual irvlation.

Il is now time d'aller

toward your partner

et to embrace his/her/its size.

N'oubliez not...

smoothly iRemontez

long ile of the bust,

en massaging finely,

les erogenous zones

et while exploring mildly

les curves

de his/her/its bust.

Comme that...

pleasant iC'tait, non?

Vous now can vous to direct

toward the conjugal bed,

et to relax you while que your

senses impregnate themselves

de this new reality.

A this instant, the male

peut to whisper to the femelle:

A:
"I like you. "

B:
"I need you".

C:
"I want you".

B:

female iLa can rpondre:

"I now" want you.

"I now" want you.

Recuerdos has todos.

C'est now the moment de

to put the contraceptive.

Et us revoil.

Le moment came to pass

exploratory ides to the caresses.

male iLe will be able to caress /

i son back and his/her/its arms.

female iLa, if she/it wishes it,

peut to seize his/her/its horn.

Il can kiss it mildly

sur the face and the neck

searches for it of the

erogenous zones.

Les kissings must become

de more in more passionate,

tandis that the partners are

au dawns maximal excitation.

Un of the most current problems /

i au course of the sexual act,

est the one of the

precocious ejaculation.

En case of precocious ejaculation,

le delivers "The joys of the

sexe" sold iest with

"Big Jim Slade".

Jim iBig, former footballer,

est endowed with whips and chains,

et of a sexual appetite /

i qui you dcoiffera.

Jim iBig satisfied some women

dans the whole world,

et the capital of Nebraska

Lincoln!/i iest

WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT YOU

OUR MOVIE:

LUC'S ISLAND OF IT, APRIL 9 11 HS 42

II has three days there,

les Russian secret services /

i ont sent this clich

reprsentant an explosion

nuclaire of 30 megatons.

The CIA first of all made

a closeness with China,

but Radio Peking denied the allegation.

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