The Kentucky Fried Movie

Synopsis: Madcap spoof, a collection of comedy skits includes the Kung-Fu parody, "A Fistful Of Yen" and "Catholic School Girls In Trouble." Enjoy the future of movie-going with the "Feel-A-Round" theater experience. See a notable and highly respected actor as the clumsiest waiter in motion picture history. Watch such character as Cleopatra Schwartz and Big Jim Slade tickle your funny bone until it has to be removed surgically!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Landis
Production: Best Film & Video Corp.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
80%
R
Year:
1977
83 min
199 Views

One peed in the pop corn

that you eat. Film to 23 h

With Argon, we know that a

country that depends on oil

Has not the means of some to lack.

But classical drilling

always is not possible.

It is necessary to find again

procedures to produce crude oil

In this refinery of Fairbanks

who tosses billion dollars

one extracts more than 2, 5 billions

of barrels of crude every day,

From the skin of adolescent ones.

The crude oil is

transported in supertankers

in order more better

to use the resources

again exploited nos In our country.

At Milan, in Italy,

an argon affiliate found

a procedure to recover

the oil on the well-worn combs

City-dwellers. Of what to fill

a tanker of 300 m And

save 220000 energy.

To the United States,

we know how to extract now

the oil of the take-out dishes.

Sufficiently to provide to the

needs of the city of Oakland

in California. To deal

with the future needs,

the farmers collect more of

as here in Beaumont, to Texas,

where this unique process is used.

At Argon, we work to

make you make savings.

Welcome in A.M. Today."

I am Barbara Duncan.

Frank Bowman.

We are going to see why the pupils

of Louisiana learn more quickly.

Why the trains are slower in Vermont.

We will see an adorable

animal to hair of Australia.

And we will examine a

new system of security:

The detectors of

smoke. But first of all,

in New York, the teachers vote

the pursuit or no of the strike.

Ron Butler is with local delegates

at the scene of the

meeting, to cover the event.

Ron, that he happens?

Did the teachers finish to vote?

We have a technical problem,

we will try a little later.

While waiting, here is A.M. Today."

He/it is the hour passed of 18

min., here is our daily debate:

"Not

- Counterpoint" with J. Fitzsimmons and S. Hamilton.

Sheila, one would say that even

you and your liberal buddies

see light to the tip of the

tunnel that brings closer you

of our dear President.

The intellectuals unleashed themselves,

and now that they have the power

after having made use of problems

that they have themselves created,

the President makes all to revive

their concerns about his/her/its case.

Sheila, you and your strip

of liberals to the big heart,

won't know yourselves therefore

ever that the social help

only makes aggravate the inflation

who especially affects

those that you want to help?

My poor John! Species of old chnoque.

I listen to your

stupidities since months.

You can keep them and to

put them to you to the ass.

And to crown the all, sit

yourselves on that, John.

The professors finished to

vote and the result is imminent.

Ron Butler, have yourselves a

prognosis as for the exit of the vote?

II is the hour passed of 19

min., here is our daily category:

"The astrological news."

We don't try to reinforce

your belief in the astrology,

but to help the incapable

people to take only decisions.

If you are Balance and hesitate

to make this important purchase,

wait for even some days.

Don't forget that your

Moon is in Sagittarius.

It is not the moment

to make some madness.

The Virgin must expect

to a premature death

or to the tragic

cartlement of a near being.

Let's pitch, it is the moment

ideal to disconnect the device

who maintains your daughter

in life since 6 months.

If you are Taurus, go to the zoo.

And if you are Gemini as me, wait

for yourselves to the unexpected.

Joyce Wilson, your astro...

Thank you, Joyce.

Judy Morton is with us since

the reserve natural of San Diego.

We often received Judy,

with always as much pleasure.

Welcome, Judy.

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