The Karate Dog Page #5

Is that clear?

Keep that dog

out of my squad room.

You did that on purpose.

Of course I did.

Why?

Well, I may be a dog,

but that doesn't mean

I can't smell a rat.

I trust you, Fowler.

But this is crazy.

You're a dog that talks.

This turns theories

of evolution upside down.

I just wanted them to hear you.

I told you I could only speak

to the man who seeks the truth.

That was supposed to be you.

Chin Li was like a father to me,

and now they've killed him.

He deserves justice.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

What I did was wrong.

I'm sorry.

Cho Cho, please.

Come on, show me some love.

One last chance.

Shake on it?

Shake?

Really?

Okay.

Look, can we continue this

in the bathroom?

The bathroom?

Why?

'Cause I got to take a whiz.

Duh.

What?

Never saw guys

taking a leak before?

Freaks.

Okay.

Look, we're

partners now, okay?

You're not gonna

kiss me, are you?

[laughs]

I don't know

you well enough.

Look, just promise me

one thing, all right?

If we solve this case,

you have to let the rest of

the world know

that you can talk.

I'll tell you what:

if we solve this case,

I'll sing a love song to a cat

in front of the whole squad.

(Cho Cho)

All right, we should

start our investigation

where Chin Li worked... the

dog track, Cage's Kennel Club.

Uh, uh, I'll make

the decisions here.

Detective.

Is the dog

from the crime scene?

Yeah, he sort of

followed me home.

Guess I adopted him.

Well, that was

very sweet of you.

Yeah.

So, uh, anyway,

I came to apologize.

Apologize?

Yeah.

Most detectives

make up their mind

before they ever

get to the crime scene,

but you refused

to take the easy way out.

I should've backed you up,

but I didn't.

Oh, pshh, come on,

no, no, no.

That's, you know...

I understand how it is.

It's just how things work

at the department.

Yeah, well, either way,

you're the kind of cop I want

to be when I make detective.

Yeah, well, it'll happen.

Mm-mm-mm.

I don't know.

I'm really good on the streets,

but I, uh, I choked

on the written exam.

Well, maybe, uh, next time,

you know, you're studying

for the written exam, maybe,

I don't know, I could,

I don't know, I could

help you study, help...

(policeman)

Ashley, we got a call.

Yeah, okay.

I'm sorry.

I got to go.

We'll talk later?

Yeah.

(Cho Cho)

Are you kidding me?

That was your best shot?

You didn't even

get her phone number.

So, uh, what,

we going home?

Nope, we're going

to the races.

Oh, that's great.

What?

Dog asks you to get

on the case and nothing.

But some tootsie bats her

eyelashes and zippedy-doo-dah,

you're Dirty Harry.

Zip it, Fido.

(Cho Cho)

You know, females put out a

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