The Karate Dog Page #4

[Cho Cho, whispering]

Don't you embarrass me.

(Gerber)

Hey, it looks like

the computer finally paid off.

He's got a date.

Okay, you can wait for me

in the interrogation room.

Just don't touch anything,

please.

Looks like NYPD Blue.

Hey, where do they keep

the police dogs?

You stay put

while I check in, okay?

(Cho Cho)

10-4.

Criminal who got away?

Ex-wife who got the house.

Uh!

Good news.

Just heard back

from division.

They're approving COLAR

for the entire department.

[excitedly]

No way.

Talking about building a new

state-of-the-art command center.

That's incredible news.

Yeah.

You'd be in charge of

the command center,

and I'd be in charge of you.

Everybody wins.

So make sure and get COLAR's

list of possible suspects

out to Gerber so we can

start making arrests.

Well, I haven't quite

run that analysis yet, sir.

Why not?

Well, 'cause I don't think that

COLAR has all the proper data.

What if I had an eyewitness?

Witness?

[whimsical music]

(Brunelli)

There's a dog

in my interrogation room.

(Peter)

Just bear with me on this one.

All I want you to do is watch.

Watch what?

[sighs]

I don't know.

How to say this, so I'm just

going to come out and say it.

That dog, the dog right there

in that room, he's gonna...

talk.

Talk?

You mean, you say, "Speak,"

and he barks.

No, no, I say, "Speak,"

and he speaks,

full sentences,

subject, verb, object,

the whole enchilada.

What's up?

(Brunelli)

Oh, nothing

out of the ordinary.

Fowler says

this dog is gonna talk.

Talk?

You mean, like, confess?

No.

Words.

Just need you to go over

the facts again about Chin Li.

Come on, you remember.

Tell me again

about the assassins

who attacked your master.

Come on; you remember how you

karate-chopped the one guy

and then drop-kicked the other

and then you called 911.

[men laughing]

He's not going to talk

without his lawyer present.

Come on, Cho Cho, why?

What, is it what I said

before about getting creeped out

when you walk

on your hind legs?

What?

[tittering]

Cho Cho, speak.

Come on, Cho Cho.

Come on, help me out here, pal.

Cho Cho, speak, please.

[barks]

[laughing]

Please, Cho Cho,

don't do this to me.

(Gonzalez)

Hey, they're making out

on their first date.

All right, you two.

Out of here,

both of you.

Come on, out.

Let's go.

Yes, thank you very much.

Go on.

Hey, Dr. Doolittle,

get your butt in here pronto.

(Brunelli)

A dog that called 911?

Are you trying

to get yourself fired?

Traitor.

Well, you listen to me, Fowler.

Unless you have an eyewitness,

one without a tail,

I suggest you go back

and analyze your data

and let real detectives

make the arrests.

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