The Jeff Dunham Show Page #3
Season #1 Episode #2- Year:
- 2009
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Announcer:
And now it's time for Walter's Awkward Interview With A Rock Band.Walter:
My guest tonight are members of the band Good Charlotte, Benji and Joel Madden. Never heard of them, but, uh, good to see you guys."Good to see you."
"Glad to be here."
Walter:
Oh, thanks a lot. So, I love John Madden. So, is he embarrassed by you or do you go on the bus?"Our father's name is John, too, it's not John Madden the football..."
Walter:
Well, there goes about 80% of my questions. I wanted to talk (bleep) football today. When they tell me you're an Elmo band."I think you're looking for the word "Emo."
Walter:
Emo?"Yeah."
Walter:
What's Emo?"Emotional rock."
Walter:
Emotional rock?"Yeah, you know you're emotional, You're crying while you're playing the guitar."
"No one understands me. I wear all black."
"Why?"
"Why?"
Walter:
So, uh, do you think I'm Emo? I kinda hate life and i want to kill myself."You're definitely Emo for sure.
"You're definitely a little bit of a brooder."
"Let me ask you something. We're all guys here. When you get to be your age, you still want to bone?"
Walter:
With my wife?"With your wife."
Walter:
No. It's kinda like making love to a walrus. All you do is hang on to the tusks and whoo-hoo! So, I suppose you guys want me to listen to some of your music."We're actually making a new record."
"Uh, we're working on-- called Cardiology."
Walter:
So, do you guys do anything other than, uh, play rock and roll music?"Uh, we have a, uh, clothing line."
Walter:
Oh, wait a minute. You're guys. Why are you selling clothes? Six of the desperate housewives have clothing lines."It's a little different than that I think."
"Um, we're. It's more of a, of a, kind of, uh..
"Skateboarding..."
"Street wear."
"Motor cross, street wear kind of..."
Walter:
I have no idea what the (bleep) you're talking about. Do you have a sweater vest with a skull on it?"Uh... no."
"No, but we have these bandanas here.
"Bandanas."
Walter:
Be a nice diaper for my wife."You could go with a hoodie for you.
Walter:
What the...? A hoodie?"Yeah."
Walter:
Like a street hood? Like a black guy? Do groupies follow you around Showing you their ta-tas?
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