The Interestings Page #3
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 60 min
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Get some air, see people.
I see people everyday
in the park with Rorie.
I'm on a first-name
basis with every nanny
and alcoholic mom on
the Upper West Side.
Everyone's gonna be asking for you.
Jules, I've got the interview tomorrow.
- I just want to veg.
- Veging's good. Wish I could veg.
Probably gonna be a snooze fest anyway.
You know how Ethan
goes on at these things.
You look nice.
Can you see it's ripped in the shoulder?
- No, not at all.
Say hi to the gang for me.
Tell them we'll have
dinner soon. I'll cook.
Hey, listen. Be good and do
everything your daddy says.
Okay? I'll be home when you wake up.
You forgot to kiss Daddy.
Pucker up, Daddy.
I love you.
Don't obsess, hmm?
I love you, too.
Take a straight and stronger course
To the corner of your life
Make the white queen run so fast
[chuckles]
I mean, Ethan is a great guy, I know.
He is incredibly smart.
- And totally honest.
- So is Winnie the Pooh,
- but I wouldn't f*** him.
- You're horrible.
- I'm serious.
- Sorry.
Look, it's nothing personal.
It's just the truth.
People are attracted to their
own levels of attractiveness.
Like me and your brother,
and you and Jonah.
I mean, Ethan will
probably end up with someone
incredibly brilliant
and badly disfigured.
Cathy!
She's horrible.
Seriously, you wouldn't go
out with him if he asked you?
I don't know. I don't think so.
- Would you?
- Ash and Ethan?
[chuckles]
I mean that's like Beauty and the Beast.
I don't know.
anyone other than Jonah.
Yeah. Okay.
We're just so right
for each other, you know?
Jesus, Jonah, get a room.
Guess who finally agreed
to move in with me?
- Who?
- Me. It's me.
Really? Oh, my God!
- It's about time.
- Some things can't be rushed.
I admire your perseverance.
If he had let you go,
we were all ready to have
an intervention again.
You've got such fabulous friends.
God bless that f*ggot camp you went to.
[applause]
Congratulations to the
winners of our silent auction,
- especially the new owner of...
- [crowd groaning]
The Wally Figman punching bag!
[cheering]
Certain to save you
thousands in therapy bills.
But if you leave here with
nothing but our gratitude,
just know that what you're doing tonight
is making a real difference.
If you don't believe me,
ask the true conscience
of the Figman Foundation,
my beautiful wife, Ash Wolf.
[applause]
Ash has seen firsthand what
Doctors Without Borders...
I can't believe you guys were a thing.
It was never that sexual.
- We were more like...
- Sisters?
- I was gonna say lesbians.
- [stifled laughter]
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