The Interestings Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 60 min
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Gosh, Ash, maybe you are God.
- No, don't!
- Maybe you are God, Ash.
- Ooh!
- You're not ticklish anymore?
- Stop!
- I don't know.
I just dance because I love it.
to do anything else...
except I'm probably f***ed
because of these sacks of mail.
It's not funny, Goodman.
How many ballerinas do
you know with big tits?
- Hey, calm down.
- What am I supposed to do?
Quit?
No, nothing should stand in our way.
We should try to do
whatever we want to in life.
What is the point otherwise?
All right.
So, Jonah, have you given any
thought to a future career?
- [laughter]
- [gasps]
There's a girl in our
cousin's school in Pennsylvania
- No.
- You made that up.
- No, she didn't.
Ash never lies. It's one of the
most irritating things about her.
- Crema Semens?
- Yes.
It's like... it's, like, a soup
made from various strains of semen.
A medley of semen.
Ew, Ethan, you're being totally graphic.
Well, he is a graphic artist.
Hey, show her some Planet Figman.
This is Wally Figman
and his horrible parents
before his mother runs
off with his pediatrician.
Any similarities between
Wally's life and my own
- are purely intentional.
- [chuckles]
- The world according to Ethan Figman.
- Can I see?
[blues guitar]
Which one's that?
I haven't seen that one.
observe a moment of silence
for Crema Semens.
Well, the girl from Long Island speaks.
- Hey!
- You're being elitist.
Jacobson knows that I'm kidding.
Right, Long Island?
Oh, Crema Semens!
Wherever thou art!
Your life will be tragic.
It will be cut short
in an accident involving
animal de-semenizing equipment.
[laughter]
See? I told you there was
- Desemenizing! Go, Jules!
- Go, Jules!
Here you go, Jules. You have
definitely earned another toke.
Every year we sit here just like this.
Maybe we should name
ourselves something.
Why? So everyone will know how
just how unbelievably
interesting we are?
The Interestings.
- [chuckling]
- That works!
From this day forward,
because we are clearly
the most interesting people
- whoever f***ing lived.
- F***, yes.
Because our lives are so compelling.
Because our brains are so swollen
with intellectual thoughts.
Let us henceforth be
known as the Interestings!
Let everyone who sees us be blinded
by our brilliant and
scintillating lives.
[overlapping chatter]
- Come on.
- Oh, thank you.
- Toast to the Interestings!
- To our scintillating lives!
Whoo!
You sure you don't wanna come?
I can still get the sitter.
It'll be good to get out, you know?
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