The In-Laws Page #3

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I've been getting|The National Geographic for years...

Dad, could I have some more wine?

Oh, I'd like some too,|for the purposes of a toast.

Oh, what a good idea.

I'm not the most eloquent guy|in the world...

...but I would like to say that this|has been a most lovely occasion.

And I couldn't agree more.

On Sunday, there's gonna be another|occasion, even more lovely, more sacred.

And all I really wanna say is that...

...I'm just honored...

...and moved to be part of|the Kornpett family.

And I hope we'll be together in the good|times to share them with joy.

And if there are bad times, God forbid,|we'll work that out too...

...but together.

- That was really lovely, Mr. Ricardo.|- And I feel the same way, Dad.

I'd like to say that...

...as difficult as it is for me|to give my little girl away...

...I'm very happy that it's to|someone as wonderful as Tommy.

I hope that the Kornpetts and Ricardos|share many happy, peaceful occasions...

...through many happy, peaceful years.|- Hear, hear!

Dad, that was sweet.

- Excuse me, where is the phone?|- Phone?

- There's one in the kitchen.|- Where is the furthest one?

I have to make a long-distance call...

...and with these overseas connections|I have to scream like a banshee.

There's one in the basement,|but it's a mess.

That's okay.

- Through there?|- I'll show you.

Please, don't bother.|I'll find it.

- Dad and his mysterious phone calls.|- What did you say?

I just said, "Dad|and his mysterious phone calls."

- What the hell do you mean by that?|- Nothing.

Really!

You're always making weird calls|in backrooms and pay booths.

You little snot-nose! Those phone|calls put you through college!

- I'm sure Tommy didn't mean to...|- I worked myself up to where...

...I can make these top-level|phone calls...

...to top businessmen,|and my own son derogates.

Dad, I wasn't derogating.

Well, maybe you weren't.

I'm terribly sorry,|it's been a long day.

Listen...

- Through there?|- First door to the left.

- Pull the string for the light.|- Thanks a million.

He's been working very hard lately.

- Listen...|- Normally he's...

Usually he's so affectionate|and physical with Tommy.

I can understand|a certain amount of resentment.

He's had to work really hard|in his life and I really haven't.

It's Ricardo.

Yes, very smoothly.|But listen.

That kind of money by tomorrow,|that's impossible.

No, Ralph, you don't understand.

This is a major international deal. We're|not fencing some sh*t in the street.

No, they're not all in there.

I kept one in case you pulled|something like this.

What's the point in threatening me?|You can't...

Hello?

Oh, Christ.

Dad, what are you talking about?

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