The Hustlers Page #5

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- I see.

We want to go to New York together.

- Fine. I understand.

But that doesn't stop me

from partying hardy tonight.

Four!

- Here you go.

I was going to say no hard liquor.

I'm going to see Anna later tonight.

Ready, steady...

- Your deodorant has failed you.

Sh*t.

A**hole.

- These things happen.

It's on him.

This is Anna. I can't talk

right now so leave a message.

I'm listening to loud sex

in the toilet and thinking of you.

I'll see you tonight, right?

Kiss kiss.

What is it?

I was hoping it wouldn't go this far.

But you need an intervention.

Me?

- No, not you.

I need what?

- An intervention.

See you outside.

- Hi, Mirva!

Hi!

- Get back down.

A minute or maximum two.

You have a biochemical disorder.

It's called falling in love.

I have to go home.

- You're obsessive.

It happens when you f***

one woman too many times.

You'll be back to normal

in a couple of years.

But if you don't break up now,...

you'll have psychological

and physical problems.

I don't want to break up.

- That's because you're addicted.

Hi.

- Hello.

You need distance.

A trip around the world.

Arja.

- It's been a long time.

You look wonderful.

- So do you.

Thank you.

- Have fun.

That's it.

You break up with Anna,...

and we'll take

a six-month trip round the world.

But I don't want to break up

with her. - I know.

Who's the one who's nuts here?

- You. You need medicine.

Come.

Guess who can help you?

Il Capitano! I see a gentleman.

Who do we have here?

- Helena. - Hi. I'm Saku.

Lila.

- Saku.

Don't take the whole thing.

Have you ever kissed a girl?

- Yes.

I can tell you're a naughty girl.

- Maybe.

Kiss.

Show me.

- Okay, just this once.

Geez.

Whales can sing to their beloved

Think about the other whales.

They'll be like Shut the f*** up.

Don't sing for another second."

It would be like a song

playing on the radio.

Once more.

I promise I won't ask for more.

Okay, just once.

Hi.

Where have you been?

You want to see me tonight?

I'll be there in eight minutes.

What are you doing?

Our skipper is dozing on the deck.

Assa. Where are you?

Its me Assa. Talk to me...

Congratulations.

More gasoline!

Oh, hi.

- This is f***ing genuine!

A bonfire of the Vanities?

- Come with us!

Cops! Let's go!

Let's go!

F***ing sh*t!

Those ugly color sneakers

are a hit now.

Congratulations.

What do we market next?

Make tracksuits the new trend,...

and I'll buy you a box of champagne.

ANNA AND ASSA'S

HOUSEWARMING PARTY

Food and drinks.

Kids are welcome.

Bad news?

Make tracksuits the new trend?

I need a bigger challenge. I know.

Sandals with socks.

Hi. I'm here to look at the room.

You don't eat meat, do you?

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