The Hustlers Page #4

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Really?

- Really.

I f***ing love you.

This is Assa Talk to me!

Take your head

out of her p*ssy, stupid!

I've got invitations to the new club.

Call me!

Arja, this has been viewed

over 30,000 times.

The weather is gentle,

so be gentle to your sweethearts.

Thank you. Prepare for the news.

That was good.

Remember what we spoke

about the beginning?

We could do the same thing

that we do at the end.

Hey, Lance Armstrong. Nice pants.

- Oh, hi.

What are you doing here?

I came to check

that your phone is okay.

I also wanted to know you're okay.

- Sorry, Mom.

Tonight's the party.

- Yeah. I'm not sure I can make it.

L. 0. IL E..

You couldn't find

a cheesier ring tone?

Hi, honey.

I'm just leaving work.

Saku came to meet me.

I'll stop when everybody

believes I'm straight.

You want to see me tonight?

Oh, you're going there.

Okay.

Okey dokey, Love Bug.

I will. I love you, too. Bye.

Anna said hi.

Don't worry, it'll pass.

- F*** you. It won't.

So, are we going to the party?

Oh, you want my company

now that Anna's not free? - Exactly.

You want a ride?

Will it carry us? - I don't know

about a fatso like you.

Hey, the Beckhams of Finland.

You're the loser whose boyfriend

tried to make Cheryl drink piss.

What the f*** are you doing here?

I was going to ask you

the same thing.

Who did you screw to get in?

Or did someone screw you?

I'll break you.

- Gee.

You know you can't go around

breaking people.

Let bygones be bygones.

Hold that.

- Okay, go ahead.

I'll break you.

- Blow yourself, closet f*ggot.

What are you doing?

Already fighting

and the party just started.

Idiots.

- Bring my gin and tonic!

Going home? I'm sure

you'll have a nice movie night.

Let's have some fun.

I had a similar situation with Anna.

We bumped into her,

but Anna kept her cool.

She's a great girl.

A last-minute flight to New York

for 400 euros. Tomorrow.

I have to work.

- Tell them you're sick.

I'll book.

- No, you won't.

Yes, I will.

- No, you won't.

I'll lend you money.

When did you become so stingy?

- I'm not stingy.

Yes, you are.

- No, you're the stingy one.

You're no fun anymore.

She's brainwashed you.

You get it? - That's not true.

Yes, it is.

- It's not.

You only talk about Anna.

- Anna said it's not true.

You want examples?

- Shoot!

Anna and I love riding our bikes.

Anna hates Coldplay.

Anna wants me to go back

to business school.

She loves my smell.

We like to chill and make love.

This is Anna's favorite wine.

And this is Dick's

favorite f***in' beer.

Okay. But it doesn't mean

that something has to change.

What has changed?

Prove it.

Come with me to New York.

Anna and I agreed that...

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