The Hollywood Knights Page #4

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Right. Hey, it's not my fault

you're a carhop.

Do you think I like all them jerks making

wiseass cracks about my old lady all night?

You don't like it? Look, I'm

the one that's gotta put up with it.

Look, I gotta get in there.

I'll talk to you later, okay?

If I can't get off early,

are you gonna wait for me?

I gotta tell Red.

I don't know.

Sh*t.

Hey, that's the car

James Dean drove, man.

Bitchen.

He had two of these.

Hey, man, these things handle real

well. You can take a corner outrageous.

Probably gonna take

the coast road up too.

All curvy, beautiful.

It's a '57.

Try using the handle, Clark.

Okay, here we go. Here we go.

Okay, Wiener schnitzels.

Hey, hey, it's just a cop.

Let's get these overpriced

sewing machines out of here!

Just a cop that likes to bust balls.

What's that, Newbomb?

I said, you guys stand tall.

We stand tall.

Okay... You can listen too.

I wanna tell you something.

If I smell any

rubber tonight...

Benedict Canyon,

anywhere around there.

- Your ass is grass,

and I'm the lawn mower.

You got it? You punks got it?

You got that, boys?

His ass. Okay?

Yes, sir. Yes, officer.

Let's go.

Move it out!

Come on, go.

Go! Go!

I gotta take a squirt.

Good night, Officer Clark.

Good night, Officer Lawn Mower.

Come on.

Ooh! Ooh!

Come on! Right here!

Hey, Brenda, listen.

Hey, I enjoyed last night.

Good God.

No, it's okay. I'll have a Big One

and a Cherry Coke.

Make it two Big Ones

and two Cherry Cokes.

You want the Big One?

I've got the Big One.

Oh, God, he is so gross!

Hey, hey, hey,

you two girls want a thrill?

I'm not paying any attention.

Hey, Iron Box,

I'm talking to you

and your girlfriend.

Very funny.

Hey, have you ever heard

my version of that song?

Oh, my God,

we have to get out of here.

Why?

He's gonna fart the song.

He's gonna what?

He's going to fart the song.

You're gonna love it.

Stay there.

Let me warm up.

Hey, look,

there's that red Dodge!

Hey, Jimbo.

What do you say, Jimmy?

Hey, Jimmy, kind of cold

on that thing or what?

Colder than a witch's tit.

Ah, hey. Here.

What's this?

Go on, keep it. You'll need something to

read on the bus. I'll pick up another one.

Jimmy, you know, I was thinking,

if you have to go overseas, man,

I'll collect all those magazines from

the guys and I'll send them over to you.

Thanks.

I never thought of that.

But I probably won't be

going over to Vietnam.

The only people they're

sending over is advisers.

Hey, I thought last month, when Dee

Dee was late, I wouldn't be going.

They ain't taking anybody

with babies.

That's a tough break.

You're gonna get

the experience of a lifetime.

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