The Hollywood Knights

Synopsis: Led by their comedic and pranking leader, Newbomb Turk, the Hollywood Knights car gang raise hell throughout Beverly Hills on Halloween Night, 1965. Everything from drag racing to Vietnam to high school love.

Genre: Comedy

Director(s): Floyd Mutrux

Actors: Julius Averitt, Steve Ballard, Phil Berle, Mike Binder

Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment


IMDB:: 6.3
Rotten Tomatoes:: 17%

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: R
Year:: 1980
: 91 min
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Hey, gang, it's Surf Sam on KBLA.
We're just hours away
from Halloween night, 1965.
Oh, I see that the hangout for the
Hollywood Knights, Tubby's Drive-In,
is coming down tonight.
Fellas, don't get bummed out.
Remember:
A friend with weed
is a friend indeed.
3:
29, Beach Boys time.
Man, she saw it. That's great.
Hey, what are you
doing over there?
I'm doing Dr. Eisner's
new facial exercises.
Oh, it's wonderful. It keeps your
skin circulating. It keeps you young.
It's great.
It's a bear-lion. You go:
Aah. Mmm. Aah.
Doesn't that stretch your skin out?
Oh, no, it's circulation. It's great.
It keeps you young
and youthful, gorgeous.
I'm gonna tie my bathing suit
here to the chair.
But I don't know why
you're doing that.
You know, last time I
did that, my tits got...
They peeled so much I went
from a size B cup to an A.
What's that clicking noise?
- You hear it.
- It's a camera.
Camera!
You little creep!
What is that? What are you doing?
WOMAN 1:
Camera! Camera!
What are you, crazy?
I'll sue you
for trespassing!
Clark, we got a couple of party boys
here that love to scare old ladies.
You don't have to work for
Scotland Yard to know about this.
A potato?
This was in the tailpipe
of the chief's car
last week.
Get down!
Clark, look what we got here.
Empty egg carton.
That tell you anything?
You boys making omelets?
What are you laughing at, huh?
You know what I'd like to do
to you now, Newbomb?
I'd like to kick the crap out of you,
that's what I'd like to do!
What's the problem, officer?
Oh, we got it taken care of, sir.
Thank you very much. Everything's fine.
No problem.
Just got some punks out here,
and that's it.
Wake up, Bimbeau. I want you
to get something straight.
I don't need the captain all over my
butt about some rinky-dink drive-in.
Do me a favor, Bimbeau.
Don't aggravate the situation.
Everything's under control,
sarge. It's okey-dokey.
Besides, sarge,
as a matter of fact,
if any of those little
assholes get out of line...
...I'll personally kick
the shit out of them.
That's exactly what
we don't want, Bimbeau.
The drive-in's coming down.
They'll all be gone tomorrow.
We don't need police brutality.
Got it?
Hear that?
Right. Yeah.
Bimbeau, what in
the hell is that?
No, no. Here!
Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo.
Oh, not that house.
People have been bad there.
Mooning!
Mooning!
Mooning, Mr. Katzenberg.
Absolutely.
We've all had these
disgusting experiences
with these Hollywood Knights,
and I give you my word,
tonight is the last night
the Hollywood Knights
will ever be
in Beverly Hills again.
Isn't that wonderful? Oh.
I want to send my husband Jack's
apologies to all of you.
He was real sorry
he couldn't be here tonight.
Anyway, he'll be at the pep rally
later giving the awards,
and of course, we'll see him
at the dance. Well...
What's the song
he's got now? The, uh...
"Tijuana Taxi. "
With the horn honk,
the "beep, beep"
at the end of it.
What the hell is that
supposed to be?
That's popular music.
Where the hell is the story
in a "beep, beep"?
Yeah.
Tell you what popular music is...
I know what popular music is.
You don't know.
I do.
Starting tomorrow,
today will be history...
Horseshit!
Nevans, there's some distracting
noise in the kitchen.
Could you see what that is?
That's the Beverly Hills
Police Department.
They're out there with Juanita.
Bullshit!
Take care of it.
I'll see if I can't
quiet those people down.
Anyway, Tubby's Drive-In,
this social disease
of our neighborhood,
well, it's enjoying its last night
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