The Heartbreak Kid Page #3

- I didn't mean to.

Who's she?

I don't know.

Is she staying here?

I don't know.

Think she's attractive?

No!

I warned you.

Didn't I warn you, Lila?

- Didn't I say, "Lila, you're getting too much sun"?

- Ow!

Didn't I say that?

I just wanted to get a nice tan.

- I'm sorry.

- Well, it's too late now.

You're gonna puff up

like a basketball.

- Ow, ow, ow.

- I mean, here it is, our honeymoon.

I thought we would go to the dog races;

I thought we would go to jai alai.

I thought we would see some

of the big shows in the big hotels.

Instead, we're gonna sit

in a hotel room.

- Oww!

- You're gonna puff up. I'm gonna watch television.

I won't puff up.

I'll put some stuff on that stops you

from puffing up.

There's no such thing as that!

They haven't invented anything like that!

You're gonna puff up!

You're not gonna be a normal person

till Wednesday or Thursday.

You could be

a little more sympathetic.

I'm going down to the bar

for a bottle of beer.

Where are you going?

I'm going down to the bar

for a bottle of beer.

- When will you be back?

- When I finish my bottle of beer!

It's our first night in Florida.

What difference what night it is?

I'm thirsty!

Turn the television on.

I'll come back after my beer.

How's it goin'?

It's Miami.

I know what you mean.

- Here you are, sir.

- Thank you.

That's my stool.

Hi.

Did he say you could sit in my stool?

I didn't know it was your stool.

Would you like it back?

I'll let you know when I do.

You a guest at this hotel?

Is that what this is?

I just got in today.

I'm Len Cantrow.

No kidding?

Can I get you a drink?

No.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Come on, Kelly.

They're waiting for us.

Reservations were 8:30.

Gonna be on the beach tomorrow?

Oh, yeah, sure.

In the morning?

Yeah, I don't even have breakfast.

I just have some juice.

I'll put on my trunks,

and I'm down there.

Just make sure

you stay off my spot.

Thanks for the nut.

Did you meet anyone at the bar?

What?

I said, did you meet anyone

at the bar?

Who would I meet at the bar?

There's just a bunch of jerks here.

- I don't know.

- You were gone so long. I thought, maybe--

like you were talking

to someone at the bar.

No, they don't even get a crowd

until midnight. I was, I was alone.

I put cream on.

It doesn't hurt so much anymore.

Maybe tomorrow I could sit in the shade

with you for a while?

No!

You stay out of the shade.

I mean, there are sun rays in the shade.

You have to stay in the room

all day tomorrow.

What'll you do?

I'll, I'll hang around the beach.

I'll look at the jerks.

There's a lot of paperbacks in the lobby.

Wait!

Where are you rushing to?

Nowhere.

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