The Harry Hill Movie Page #5

Well, thank you.

We've had the most lovely stay.

Sorry about the stain.

Thanks. Tell me, is there

much to see in Blackpole?

- You've seen the pole, right?

- Yeah, yeah, we saw that yesterday.

Well, you can't go without seeing

the nuclear power station.

I thought that was IKEA.

It's the number one tourist

attraction here in Blackpole.

After the pole.

Well, it certainly looks

entertaining and educational.

What do you think, Abu?

After all, it's your special week.

I'd rather gouge me eyes

out with a Twiglet.

Well, if you feel that strongly

about it, power station it is.

- Goodbye, Magic Numbers.

- Goodbye, Harry.

Here we go again.

Ooh.

Oh, here they come.

No. We can't draw attention.

Sorry.

Ow!

Hello? Hello?

- Can you smell burning?

- Hello? Anyone?

- I can.

- Hello, me ducks.

We're here for the tour. I've been ringing

that thing for the last 20 minutes.

Oh, no. That's not a bell.

That's the temperature booster

for the nuclear reactor.

Oh, no.

Meltdown imminent.

Meltdown imminent.

Meltdown narrowly averted.

Sorry about that.

It's our fault for putting

it on the reception desk.

We've come for the guided tour.

I'm sorry, dear. The tour guide's

only here Monday to Friday.

- Gutted.

- Could I have a word?

The hamster friend of ours,

I know he looks fine,

but he's very ill.

- Nan, what are you doing?

- He's only got a week to live.

- Your hands are cold.

- Bless him. And he's only young.

Yeah. So if you could see your

way clear to showing us round.

It'd mean the world to him.

I'd love to, darling,

but I'm very busy, you see.

Maybe this'll change your mind?

But, sir, this is a

Nando's loyalty card.

With all six stamps.

You've got my number.

And this board here gives us

all the relevant information

for the reactor vessel.

Have you got Wi-Fi?

- Likewise the functionof this one.

- Now!

- Except it relates to the steam generator.

- Yes.

And right here we come all the way

down to the main one, which...

Ah!

Help me!

Harry! I'm being sucked up!

Ah!

That's a big one, isn't it?

This is where all the radioactive

waste exits into the water supply.

This is the filtration system

that ensures that the water

has zero possibility

of any contamination

causing mutations.

- Come with me.

- Did you...?

Hello. Could I speak to Otto Hill, please?

It's one of his henchmen.

- Woof woof.

- Is that you, Otto?

Of course it's me. Now tell me

you've caught that hamster.

Not exactly, boss, no.

He gave us the slip.

- Gave you the slip? And the disguises?

- No, our disguises were impeccable.

- Where is it, then?

- Look, it's a hamster.

I'm sure he can't have got far.

He must be around here somewhere.

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