The Harry Hill Movie Page #4
- Year:
- 2013
- 88 min
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or we'll be here all day!
- It's set on angry white van man.
- I'm not angry!
like 'Milkman' or 'David Beckham'?
Guys, can you seriously not see
You should have gone
before we left.
- I give up.
- Here we are - 'Sheila'.
Keep going until the roundabout.
Here we go.
- Which exit, Sheila?
- What are you asking me for?
- How am I supposed to know...
- Oh, hang on.
It's Sheila, the white van man's
even angrier ex-wife.
- I'm gonna be sick.
- ...it's my fault that we get lost!
My old fella was right about you!
I never should have married you!
For God's sake, change it.
The only other one
is 'Yakuza Boss'.
if you would take second
exit off roundabout.
This is much more pleasant.
Oops!
In 400 yards look
out for low bridge.
He's very helpful, isn't he?
But they eat tiny pieces of raw
fish, which seems terribly cruel.
- Uh-oh.
- Hmm?
Ooh.
Yes! Back of the net for Team Abu!
Yeah!
You have reached your destination.
- Arigato.
- Lovely.
- Blackpool Tower?
- Blackpool?
No. This is Blackpole.
- Really?
- Yeah. Look.
Blackpole, home of the black pole.
That's right.
Oooh.
Excuse me one moment.
Where are you going with
sat nav, Harry San?
What's he...?
Ooh.
Please return to car now.
No! Can't swim.
- Shall we find somewhere to stay?
- Yeah.
Well, this looks cheap.
Must check the sheets for curlies.
Hello. We're looking for a room.
- You've come to the right place.
- Let's show you round.
Make yourself at home
In our B&B
Treat the place like your own
In our B&B
You won't feel so alone
In our B&B
I'm afraid
We don't have space for parking
Please excuse the dog
He's always barking in our B&B
We got a few house rules
No need to feel ill at ease
Each room has
Tea and coffee-making facilities
Lovely.
We finish serving
breakfast at 6:
15Mushrooms cost extra
If you're having beans
Gonna treat you
right in our B&B
It's a hundred a
night plus the VAT
Please switch off the light
These bills are killin' me
Top celebrities
Oh, we hope you have
A pleasant stay here in our B&B
- Good night, Nan.
- Night, Harry.
- Good night, Abu.
- Night.
- Good night, The Magic Numbers.
- Good night, Harry.
He's only got one week to live.
Abu.
He wants to go to Blackpool.
Abu.
Abu. Abu. Abu.
Am
I know, you missed breakfast.
But don't worry,
So how did you get into
the henchman business?
Yeah, me too.
I've henched for everyone.
Scaramanga.
Lex Luthor. I did Tony Blair
for a couple of years.
I'll tell you who's nice who you
wouldn't expect. Darth Vader.
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