The Hardy Bucks Movie Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 2013
- 89 min
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like the penis comes
back inside to the...
I'm just coming inside the womb.
That's where the f***ing slaves
The dining room. I would
use the dining area
to wine and dine chicks
I've brought back
before taking them up
to the f***ing bedrooms
located at the front,
the rear, and even there.
It's good to make them feel like
they're being wined and dined because
then they'll do extra
stuff to your jimmy.
Vulvazela. Jingle bells. A wig.
I'm just going to be the
biggest fan out there.
Shitter. Now the bedroom.
This is the clitoris
of the vulva vehicle.
But, uh...
What's this?
"Dear Viper... " From f***ing Stateside
and Dragon. It's a joke, isn't it?
"We made a mistake, Viper.
"Myself and Stateside
"would rather drive rusty nails
into each other's c*cks
trapped in a van with you.
"P.S. We took your 400 euro
which you owed us, you prick. "
"P.P.S...
"Stateside left you a present in the
toilet which may have blocked it. "
Yeah, I know well.
I'd say the jig is up now, boys.
In the toilet, eh? Hiding in the
one place I couldn't find you, eh?
I bet you're f***ing...
Okay, Edward, can you tell me
how this happened?
Well, I was out doing a bit of shopping
for the elderly, minding me own business,
next thing, I fell over
these frozen turkeys.
- Frozen turkeys?
- Yeah.
Fourteen or 15 of them just thrown
there in the aisle.
Slipped on one, banged me head
off the other one.
It was like the fall
of Saigon, you know?
- What a bizarre accident.
- I know.
And do they know who
put the turkeys there?
No, they do not.
the CCTV camera.
I know, isn't it awful?
Terrible.
But look, doctor, I don't want to be
dragged through the courts on this.
No, I just want a quick over
the counter settlement job, you know?
Listen, Edward,
I'm not a lawyer, all right?
- Yeah.
- If you want to jump on the bed,
I'll have a look at you and then
we'll send you down for an X-ray.
- An X-ray?
- Yeah.
- For what?
- Just to assess the damage,
pinpoint any fractures.
I thought you couldn't
prove neck pain?
No, no, no, you're
thinking of back pain.
Stateside, it's Viper.
Where the f*** are you, man?
Why's it going to voicemail?
Yeah, Dragon, where the f*** are you,
man? Four hours now.
The joke has gone flat.
The joke has gone flat!
We've got a f***ing ferry to catch
in a few hours. I'm nearly crying.
You're f***ing me up, Dragon.
You're f***ing me up huge style.
And by the time you get this I'll be at
Dublin Port, so please, if you do...
If you can make it,
do f***ing come along.
Well, Eddie.
Don't be breaking the door,
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