The Guilt Trip Page #3
since then. Right?
You know what it
comes down to?
It comes down to
M&M's in bed.
Yeah, because when...
Those years I was with your father,
you know?
I would hide them under
my pillow until he fell asleep
so I could eat them
without being criticized.
And I will never hide
my M&M's again.
It really makes a lot of sense,
-when you put it like that.
-It does.
That's a good reason
to give up on men altogether.
- Listen... You know what?
- Because of candy.
You're one to give
advice, honey?
I mean, why aren't
you with someone?
- You know what it is, Ma?
- What?
I just haven't found a girl
who'll let me eat M&M's
in bed at night.
Stop it!
I mean, seriously, why is that
a legitimate excuse for you
and not for me?
You say the same thing.
Because I've had my marriage.
I've had my family.
I've been to the dance
and now I am tired.
You are skipping the
dance altogether!
Maybe you need therapy.
Yeah. It helps me.
I don't need therapy.
And since when do
you go to therapy?
Anita and I meet
once a week for coffee.
Well, unless you two are meeting
a therapist for coffee,
then you're not going to therapy,
'cause Anita's a librarian.
I'll tell you what we
mostly talk about...
- Yeah?
-...Is why I blame myself
for your deep-seated problems
with women.
Good. You talk to Anita
about my deep-seated
problems with women
that you've imagined. Yeah.
Sometimes I feel like
I ruined it for you.
You know what? I know.
I know you do.
You know why?
Because you set the bar so high
for all other women,
that no one lives up to my mom.
No, it's not that.
It is. I'm going to sleep, Ma. Okay?
No, I... Anita says
I should tell you about
the boy I fell in love with in Florida.
The what?
It's time you know
this about me, Andy.
Know what?
Well, there was this
incident in my life
that I really never told you about.
I went to Florida on vacation.
I was very young,
Okay. Good.
And I met a boy,
and I fell in love with him.
Yeah.
Honestly, Andy, I fell in love
with him kind of instantly.
Okay-
He lived in Manhattan, too.
And so we came back and
He didn't want anything serious,
but I was just caught up with this...
Oh, the passion of it all!
Andy, we were so passionate.
Feel free to skim over those
details as much as you want.
- I won't gross you out.
- Yeah. That's cool.
I mean, he didn't want to be
serious, really, at the time.
But I wanted a family, I wanted a baby.
That's all I ever really wanted.
And so, eventually,
your father came along.
What about the guy from...
You met in Florida?
Well, he became boyfriend number one
and your dad became
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