The Grass Is Greener Page #5
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No!
To make money.
Oh, and do you?
Oh yes. It's rather fun, isn't it?
Making money, I mean.
Where do you live?
I've got a home on Long Island, but I'm
only there about 3 months out of the year.
Oh there you go calling
a house a home again.
Can't be much of a home if you only
spend 3 months out of every year in it.
I guess you're right.
And you're divorced.
Yes, I am.
If I weren't, I suppose I'd
have a home instead of a house.
Why were you so sure
that I was divorced?
You're the perfect type-casting.
I'll bet you go to psychiatrists
and you take tranquilizers
and you're frightened of ulcers
and you eat to many salads.
Lady Rhyall's report of the social
activities of the American male.
You subscribe to the Reader's Digest
and you belong to the Racquet Club and
you worked your way through college,
or did you win a football scholarship?
No, I worked my way through college.
As a crooner, believe it or not.
- And played halfback on the football team.
- Correct.
- And were in the Marines during the war.
- No.
Army Air Corps.
Finished up a one-star General.
You're wrong again. I was
a Colonel. Anything else?
Yes, you always call your
girlfriends either sugar or honey.
Now when is it my
turn to be rude to you?
And you wouldn't feel properly dressed unless
you had a camera slung around your neck.
You mean like a...
Englishman and his umbrella?
That is our climate.
You don't mean to tell me that those
things are actually constructed to unroll
I though they were just for...
hailing taxis.
Oh no, we unroll them at all
sporting events and most weddings.
Sporting events.
Alright. I'll be fair.
It's your turn now.
To be rude to me, I mean.
Go on. Go ahead.
Well...
let me see, uh...
I'd say you were an only child.
Very spoiled.
You were called Hilary because your
mother and father were disappointed
that you were not a boy.
I have three brothers.
Ah well, they spoiled you.
Well, they bullied me.
Teased me.
Tricked me out of my pocket money,
cut my head open, and destroyed
I was called Hilary
after someone my father hoped would leave
me something in his Will, but he never did.
And you wore braces on your teeth
and were considered the ugly duckling.
No.
But that didn't bother you because what
you really wanted was to go up to Oxford.
No, Cambridge.
And you majored in History and finished the
Times crossword puzzle over your breakfast.
Yes, and no.
What do you mean yes and no.
Well yes, I majored in History, and no I read
what you call the Tabloids at breakfast.
What else do you read?
Ooh, anything from
poetry to cookery books.
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