The Grass Is Greener Page #3
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'Cause if you are
because there is no sign
on this door saying private.
Oh, yes there is.
Oh, I beg your pardon.
No, I beg your pardon,
Ma'am. For intruding, I mean.
- Oh, someone must've taken it down.
- Yes, Ma'am.
Yes, and in England we
only call the Queen Ma'am.
In the United States we try to make up for
having no royalty by calling everyone Ma'am.
And now would you be good
enough to put it back?
Put what back?
The notice you remove from the
door. It's there on the floor.
Oh!
Must've fallen down.
Rubbish, you put it there.
I think I deserve an explanation.
As I had said. I spent a...
wonderful hour going
through your beautiful home.
Oh, you mean house, don't you?
You could hardly call a place a home
when people only have to pay two
and six pence to walk all over it.
So, not content with
seeing the public rooms
you wanted to see the private
ones as well, is that it?
Let's just say I was curious to
see the people who live in them.
Well, nowadays, I'm afraid
an Englishman's home is not his castle,
it's his income, and it's unfair
of you to take advantage of it.
Yes, Ma'am.
I mean, no Ma'am.
I don't mean no Ma'am, uh...
I just remember not to
say Ma'am. That's all.
Yes, well. Don't
worry about it anymore.
Thank you.
You are Lady Rhyall, aren't you?
Yes.
Well, I'm very glad to meet you.
How do you do.
Yes, you'd sort of have
to be, wouldn't you?
Well, why?
Well, you're perfect type-casting.
Oh, don't tell me you're
in the film industry.
Hardly, no.
I'm an oil man.
- Oh, you're a millionaire.
- As a matter of fact, I am.
Oh.
Well.
Won't you sit down?
Thank you.
Tell me, why were you so uh...
why were you so sure
I was a millionaire?
Well, nearly all the
Americans I meet seem to be.
Especially the oily ones.
Well, I hoped you'd be impressed.
As a matter of fact,
I am. Just a little.
Have you been a millionaire
for quite some time?
I guess I have at that.
Tell me.
Why do you think I'm type-casting?
Oh well.
Well you're cool and elegant.
You're at ease.
And um...
And what?
And very lovely.
I suppose you're a millionaire because
you insist upon value for money.
I must say you are getting your
half-crown's worth, aren't you?
I'm an American, I say what I think.
And hesitate before you say it.
A Frenchman would never have hesitated.
And an Englishman?
Ooh, an Englishman
would never have said it.
You mean an Englishman would never
tell a married woman she was lovely?
Oh, no, no, I don't mean that. It's just
that he usually tells the husband first.
What's the point in that?
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