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thing and it's not another!
If you hear the church bell ringin'
and it ain't the Sunday mornin',
it's because of the town meetin'.
And if there's a town meetin',
it's because the town bloody
well needs a town meetin'!
It's your civic duty to be there!
Okay.
First order of business.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I am pleased to announce
that a doctor is comin' to
Tickle Head for one month.
We have exactly one month
to convince our good
doctor to sign long term.
Because we have just heard
that if the doctor chooses
to stay here in Tickle Head,
we gets the factory!
Eh?
We get a doctor,
the factory is a done deal.
- Ah!
- Right?
- Done deal!
- What is this factory?
Herbert, we have been
through this 100 times.
It is a petrochemical by-product
repurposing facility.
What does the factory make?
It's very simple, Herbert.
They take petrochemical waste
from the oil rigs and such
and, uh...
I don't know. They make jobs.
They make full-time
jobs for everyone.
Who wants to earn a paycheque?
Who wants to shove the welfare cheque
right up the government's arse?
Who wants to work again?
Well, raise your hands.
Raise your hands!
There you go! Yes!
Raise your hands, yes!
Yes!
Okay.
Now, we have one month
to make our man here,
Dr. Paul Lewis, believe.
One month to make him
believe like a child,
believe that Tickle Head is the
finest place on Earth to call home.
One month.
There's a whole lot of stuff on
the beach. We can actually...
We need a big, big cleanup.
We do need a big cleanup.
We do. We gotta get some
young fellas out there.
Murray, it's not a done deal.
And then the whole
beautification process,
you know, you were saying, like,
maybe paint her up a little bit and...
But it has to be more
than that, you know?
be tailor-made for him.
So we must have a
cocaine-friendly village.
Murray, it's not a done deal.
It's nowhere near being a done deal.
I didn't say "done deal".
Yeah, you said "done deal"!
Well, I need people
to believe in this.
Yeah, but it's a lie.
Well, right now, lies is all we got.
- It's gotta be love at first sight.
- That's right.
Every detail is important.
For example, Mr. Mayor said
- Cricket, cricket?
- Yeah.
That's disgusting.
- I mean, sushi is bad enough.
- No, cricket!
The sport! Cricket!
The sport, for God's sake!
The sport!
They, like, race 'em?
No, it's with a ball and the flat bat.
Have you never seen it?
- No!
- It's a game.
They must be some small
bats, what! Crickets!
- Listen. Yeah, listen.
- What else we got?
There's a whole slew of houses
down there that need some work...
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