The Grand Seduction

Synopsis: The small harbor of Tickle Cove is in dire need of a doctor so that the town can land a contract to secure a factory which will save the town from financial ruin. Village resident Murray French (Gleeson) leads the search, and when he finds Dr. Paul Lewis (Kitsch) he employs - along with the whole town - tactics to seduce the doctor to stay permanently.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Don McKellar
Production: Entertainment One
  2 wins & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
57
Rotten Tomatoes:
60%
PG-13
Year:
2013
113 min
Website
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When I was a boy, Tickle Head

was a proud fishing harbour.

Back then, people from Tickle Head

were strong, dignified, brave.

Their days were filled with purpose.

By no means was this life

for the faint at heart,

for the weak or the lazy.

But as I look back now,

I can truly say...

life was a thing of beauty.

My father would labour 14 hours

a day till his hands were raw,

risking life and limb,

fighting the merciless sea,

all to put food on the table,

a roof over our heads,

warmth in our stove.

At day's end, my father

glowed with pride

because he knew, deep

down, he'd earned it.

He earned every precious, beautiful

moment life gave back to him.

'Cause he knew his hard

work made him worthy,

worthy of the cod on his plate,

the smell of the salt on his skin,

worthy of the stars in the sky.

Oh, Ernest!

Alice!

The whole harbour was worthy of

every consequence of happiness.

There were even some who believed

they were more worthy than others.

True happiness.

Meow!

Meow! Meow!

Murray, stop buggin' the cat.

- Mornin', Anne.

- Hey, how's it going?

Ah!

- Mornin', Sammy.

- Thanks.

Mornin', Seez.

Heya, Frankie.

There you are, my love.

Thanks, Kath.

Mornin', Murray.

Thank you, and Mr. Pelley asked

me to pick up his welfare cheque.

There you go.

- Thank you.

- Have a good one.

- Catch you later.

- Mornin', Joe.

Thank you. Wonderful.

There you go. Have a nice day,

and don't forget the town meeting, okay?

- Thanks, Henry.

- Next.

This is my cheque, and this

is Mr. Pelley's cheque.

Murray, now, we've been through this.

I've explained this to you...

We go through this every month.

- I could lose my job.

- You will not lose your job.

You have seen Mr. Pelley's

power of attorney.

It's fraudulent!

- This is totally legal.

- This is illegal!

Thanks.

And don't forget the town

meeting, okay? Next.

Hey.

- My brother called.

- Oh yeah?

- How's he doing?

- Good.

There's a job available

in St. John's.

Of course! You prefer to stay here.

This is our home.

You prefer to stay here and

live like thieves, Murray.

- Thieves?

- You steal from the cable company!

- You rigged up our electrical box!

- That wasn't on purpose.

You sell the salmon you

catch in your herring nets

and you're still cashing that second

illegal welfare cheque every month.

Illegal?

This is a power of attorney.

It is written in black and white.

It is my duty and moral obligation

to pick up and to deposit

Mr. Pelley's welfare cheque.

It is Mr. Pelley himself who wrote

this particular power of attorney.

Mr. Pelley has given me a mission.

Mr. Pelley's dead.

Not in the government registry.

Until Mr. Pelley is dead

everywhere, I have a moral duty.

Murray, why does this always

have to be your decision?

'Cause I'd be the one

who'd be workin'!

This job is for me, Murray.

I'd be the one who'd be workin'.

- Murray...

- It's the town meeting.

Murray...

What am I gonna tell my brother?

Murray!

- Where is everyone?

- Stuck in traffic.

Murray?

Murray? This is quite the surprise.

Shag off.

All right.

Now, the company is still considering

our proposal for the factory.

So I offered them a full tax

exemption to sweeten the deal.

Uh... tax exemption? Why would

you give them a full tax exemption?

I mean, 2% less than Port

Anne would've enticed them.

Enticed them? Enticed them?

Henry, I didn't want to entice

them, I wanted to blind them!

I wanted to blind them so they wouldn't

notice the gaping holes in our bid.

Yeah but a full tax exemption?

But that's not the problem

anyway, 'cause...

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