The Girl Next Door Page #6

-I....|-Just f***ing with you, man.

Hey, you know my friend|Matty here, right?

-Matthew. Hi.|-Peterson, this is Matty's first time.

Why don't you buy him a dance.

So did you hear about|that scholarship yet?

No, big dinner's on Thursday.

So, what's it for again?

The scholarship.

It's for...

...moral fiber.

Me? A Teenage Daddy?

Who is this guy?|Is he a porn producer?

Klitz, shut up.|Now, the strippers.

When you get a lap dance, were they|cool with you grabbing their ass?

Dude. I'm trying to talk|about Danielle here.

Fine. Selfish b*tch.

For teenagers, sexual intercourse|can be dangerous.

Jesus, what hack made this?

I could make a better sex-ed|film with my mom.

Why don't they update this thing?

Special events,|such as your senior prom...

...place added pressure on young|teens to lose their virginity...

...and also engage|in unprotected sex.

9 months later...

-Hello?|-Hey, Bob.

We're all going|to the creek tonight.

It's gonna be a gas.|You're coming, right?

I can't, guys.

I have a baby now.

Because of prom.

Dude.

-What?|-Yeah, right.

-You guys ever thought about it?|-No.

I just think you guys|would be really hot.

-You girls are 18, right?|-I am.

-I will be in a month.|-Really?

-You ever been photographed?|-A couple of times.

Hey, you guys know Matty?

I hung with him last night.|Guy's the tits.

Here's my man.

-How you doing?|-What's up, fellas?

Matty, you didn't tell me|you got some serious burners...

...at your school here.

Oh, shut up.|You did not say that

Hey, you know who's got|the killer bud?

This f***er right here.

-What are you talking about?|-Yeah, come on.

Yeah, you have some?

Yeah, come on.

-Holy sh*t.|-You guys should party.

-Can I--?|-All right, we're out.

-Hold on a sec.|-Where are you guys going?

-We got things to do.|-Do you wanna hang out?

-Hop in, fellas.|-Aren't you gonna photograph us?

Always leave|them wanting more.

Punch it!

Man, there is|some talent here.

You get those girls together|with those ass-bags there...

...shoot them humping at,|like, a football...

...game or at a prom,|that video would sell.

F***, I'm good!

How do I get these ideas?|It's like a gift, you know?

It's like I can't control it.

So, what are we doing, man?

You know, you really didn't|have to come with me.

It's cool.|I like running errands.

So you raised 25 G's just|to bring this Chinese guy over.

No, he's Cambodian.

Okay, so that's 25,000|total deposited...

...into the Operation|Get Samnang account.

Hey, so you raised|all the money you needed.

-Congratulations.|-Thanks.

So is this Samnang|really as smart as they say?

Well, he did teach himself|calculus without even using...

..his textbooks, so....

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