The Girl Next Door

Synopsis: 18-year-old Matthew Kidman is a straight 'A' over-achiever who feels that he has never really lived life to the full. That is, until he meets 'the girl next door'. Danielle moves in next door, and Matthew thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. All is going well, until Matthew's sex-mad friend Eli reveals that Danielle is actually a ex-porn star. Matthew doesn't know how to take the news or how to treat Danielle, and things go from bad to worse when Danielle's former producer Kelly appears to take her back.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Luke Greenfield
Production: 20th Century Fox
  2 wins & 4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
109 min

How do you want me?

Oh, that's good. Yeah, just....|Just get comfortable.

I'm a little nervous.

You're doing great.

A little to the right there,|gorgeous.

-Okay. Like this?|-Oh, that a girl.

Yeah. Okay.

-You ready?|-Yeah.

-You're blushing, Dorothy.|-Don't blush, Kathy.

Oh, Kathy.

Okay, and big smile.

Kathy Regan.

I will always remember...

...the game against Fairfield.

That one final kick.

State champion, senior year.

Hunter McCaffrey.

I will always remember...

...all the great times|with the dirty dozen...

...and macking all|the honeys.

Cindy K. Tina B.

Michelle H. Goddamn!

Just too many to remember.

I'll always remember|lacrosse champions.

All the glory days with|the boys.

I will always remember...

...the math-club madmen...

...making the perfect|fake ID's...

...which lasted six seconds

-Troy Cochran.|-Troy Cochran.

-Troy gives good head.|-F*** you!

I'll always remember...


...the senior prank.

Matthew Kidman.|I will always remember....


MATTHEW KIDMAN|I'll always remember...

Yeah, well, I told you|I wanted to try out.

We'd like to honor|a student...

...who has shown outstanding|leadership.

We have no doubt that|he will be one...

...of the great politicians|in Washington.


The award for|the brightest leader...

...of tomorrow,|Matthew Kidman.

-I'm in! I'm in!|-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Georgetown!|They gave it to you!

Hey, Jenny.

Yeah, dude, come on.


-Do you have the fever?|-No.

Why? Do you?

I don't know. Maybe.

How about you?

I just gotta f*** something.

I said, everybody say, "Ho!"

You know what I say?

I say, this prom is gonna be|off the hook! Do you feel me?

Security's gonna be tight.|Get wasted before you show up.

That's enough!

That's enough. I can wait.

I can wait, people.

Now, it is your|student-council president...

...who has a few announcements|to make.

Thanks, Mr. Salinger.

All right, how you doing?

Okay, let's start off|with Operation Get Samnang.

Sam Young, baby!


Well, we did it.|We raised the 25,000 dollars... now we can bring the genius|Samnang out of Cambodia...

...and bring him here|to study at Westport.

Speaking of which,|Samnang sent us a new tape.

Show that sh*t!

Show it!

Hi, everyone, it's Samnang.

Sam Young!

I am very excited to be|coming soon. Are you excited?

I told my class that I am coming|to America. They were sad.

I am so happy.

-I wanna bang you!|-Go, Cougars!

How do they just skip class|every day and go to the beach?

Because they just don't care.

Let's go with them.

-Seriously, let's just do it.|-Why?

Because, I mean,|we never do anything.

I mean, we're graduating. We|should be going nuts right now.

Let's just do something.

I am doing something,|I'm going to class.

Klitz, you already got|into Yale.

I mean, it doesn't|matter anymore.

Yeah, Klitz, you p*ssy.

-Well, why don't you go?|-Yeah, come on. Let's go.

Beach is for fags, man.

-The beach is for fags?|-Yeah.

You know what?|You guys are fags.

Everyone to the beach!

Let's go! Lock them|and load them, dude.


F*** it.


Personal power means|the ability to act...

...the ability to take action.


Three steps to personal power|are necessary for results.

Here's number one step|to personal power.

It's called energy.|Energy.

When you wake up feeling|really lethargic, really lousy... you usually|jump up and go--?

Oh, sh*t.

Hey! Pull it over!

Pull it over! Pull--

Oh, well, you're home early.

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Stuart Blumberg

Stuart Blumberg (born July 19, 1969) is an American screenwriter, actor, producer and director. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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