The Girl Next Door

How do you want me?

Oh, that's good. Yeah, just....|Just get comfortable.

I'm a little nervous.

You're doing great.

A little to the right there,|gorgeous.

-Okay. Like this?|-Oh, that a girl.

Yeah. Okay.

-You ready?|-Yeah.

-You're blushing, Dorothy.|-Don't blush, Kathy.

Oh, Kathy.

Okay, and big smile.

Kathy Regan.

I will always remember...

...the game against Fairfield.

That one final kick.

State champion, senior year.

Hunter McCaffrey.

I will always remember...

...all the great times|with the dirty dozen...

...and macking all|the honeys.

Cindy K. Tina B.

Michelle H. Goddamn!

Just too many to remember.

I'll always remember|lacrosse champions.

All the glory days with|the boys.

I will always remember...

...the math-club madmen...

...making the perfect|fake ID's...

...which lasted six seconds

-Troy Cochran.|-Troy Cochran.

-Troy gives good head.|-F*ck you!

I'll always remember...

Seniors!

...the senior prank.

Matthew Kidman.|I will always remember....

YEARBOOK MEMORIES FORM|SENIORS ONLY!

NAME:
MATTHEW KIDMAN|I'll always remember...

Yeah, well, I told you|I wanted to try out.

We'd like to honor|a student...

...who has shown outstanding|leadership.

We have no doubt that|he will be one...

...of the great politicians|in Washington.

Georgetown|UNIVERSITY

The award for|the brightest leader...

...of tomorrow,|Matthew Kidman.

-I'm in! I'm in!|-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Georgetown!|They gave it to you!

Hey, Jenny.

Yeah, dude, come on.

SENIOR PROM|DO YOU HAVE THE FEVER?

-Do you have the fever?|-No.

Why? Do you?

I don't know. Maybe.

How about you?

I just gotta f*ck something.

I said, everybody say, "Ho!"

You know what I say?

I say, this prom is gonna be|off the hook! Do you feel me?

Security's gonna be tight.|Get wasted before you show up.

That's enough!

That's enough. I can wait.

I can wait, people.

Now, it is your|student-council president...

...who has a few announcements|to make.

Thanks, Mr. Salinger.

All right, how you doing?

Okay, let's start off|with Operation Get Samnang.

Sam Young, baby!

Yeah.

Well, we did it.|We raised the 25,000 dollars...

...so now we can bring the genius|Samnang out of Cambodia...

...and bring him here|to study at Westport.

Speaking of which,|Samnang sent us a new tape.

Show that shit!

Show it!

Hi, everyone, it's Samnang.

Sam Young!

I am very excited to be|coming soon. Are you excited?

I told my class that I am coming|to America. They were sad.

I am so happy.

-I wanna bang you!|-Go, Cougars!

How do they just skip class|every day and go to the beach?

Because they just don't care.

Let's go with them.

-Seriously, let's just do it.|-Why?

Because, I mean,|we never do anything.

I mean, we're graduating. We|should be going nuts right now.

Let's just do something.

I am doing something,|I'm going to class.

Klitz, you already got|into Yale.

I mean, it doesn't|matter anymore.

Yeah, Klitz, you pussy.

-Well, why don't you go?|-Yeah, come on. Let's go.

Beach is for fags, man.

-The beach is for fags?|-Yeah.

You know what?|You guys are fags.

Everyone to the beach!

Let's go! Lock them|and load them, dude.

WESTPORT HIGH SCHOOL

F*ck it.

SCHOOL|SECURITY

Personal power means|the ability to act...

...the ability to take action.

STOP|CHECK-OUT WITH SECURITY

Three steps to personal power|are necessary for results.

Here's number one step|to personal power.

It's called energy.|Energy.

When you wake up feeling|really lethargic, really lousy...

...do you usually|jump up and go--?

Oh, shit.

Hey! Pull it over!

Pull it over! Pull--

Oh, well, you're home early.

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