The Girl Next Door

Synopsis: 18-year-old Matthew Kidman is a straight 'A' over-achiever who feels that he has never really lived life to the full. That is, until he meets 'the girl next door'. Danielle moves in next door, and Matthew thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. All is going well, until Matthew's sex-mad friend Eli reveals that Danielle is actually a ex-porn star. Matthew doesn't know how to take the news or how to treat Danielle, and things go from bad to worse when Danielle's former producer Kelly appears to take her back.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Luke Greenfield
Production: 20th Century Fox
  2 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
47
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
R
Year:
2004
109 min
$14,544,008
Website
4,517 Views


How do you want me?

Oh, that's good. Yeah, just....|Just get comfortable.

I'm a little nervous.

You're doing great.

A little to the right there,|gorgeous.

-Okay. Like this?|-Oh, that a girl.

Yeah. Okay.

-You ready?|-Yeah.

-You're blushing, Dorothy.|-Don't blush, Kathy.

Oh, Kathy.

Okay, and big smile.

Kathy Regan.

I will always remember...

...the game against Fairfield.

That one final kick.

State champion, senior year.

Hunter McCaffrey.

I will always remember...

...all the great times|with the dirty dozen...

...and macking all|the honeys.

Cindy K. Tina B.

Michelle H. Goddamn!

Just too many to remember.

I'll always remember|lacrosse champions.

All the glory days with|the boys.

I will always remember...

...the math-club madmen...

...making the perfect|fake ID's...

...which lasted six seconds

-Troy Cochran.|-Troy Cochran.

-Troy gives good head.|-F*** you!

I'll always remember...

Seniors!

...the senior prank.

Matthew Kidman.|I will always remember....

YEARBOOK MEMORIES FORM|SENIORS ONLY!

NAME:
MATTHEW KIDMAN|I'll always remember...

Yeah, well, I told you|I wanted to try out.

We'd like to honor|a student...

...who has shown outstanding|leadership.

We have no doubt that|he will be one...

...of the great politicians|in Washington.

Georgetown|UNIVERSITY

The award for|the brightest leader...

...of tomorrow,|Matthew Kidman.

-I'm in! I'm in!|-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Georgetown!|They gave it to you!

Hey, Jenny.

Yeah, dude, come on.

SENIOR PROM|DO YOU HAVE THE FEVER?

-Do you have the fever?|-No.

Why? Do you?

I don't know. Maybe.

How about you?

I just gotta f*** something.

I said, everybody say, "Ho!"

You know what I say?

I say, this prom is gonna be|off the hook! Do you feel me?

Security's gonna be tight.|Get wasted before you show up.

That's enough!

That's enough. I can wait.

I can wait, people.

Now, it is your|student-council president...

...who has a few announcements|to make.

Thanks, Mr. Salinger.

All right, how you doing?

Okay, let's start off|with Operation Get Samnang.

Sam Young, baby!

Yeah.

Well, we did it.|We raised the 25,000 dollars...

...so now we can bring the genius|Samnang out of Cambodia...

...and bring him here|to study at Westport.

Speaking of which,|Samnang sent us a new tape.

Show that sh*t!

Show it!

Hi, everyone, it's Samnang.

Sam Young!

I am very excited to be|coming soon. Are you excited?

I told my class that I am coming|to America. They were sad.

I am so happy.

-I wanna bang you!|-Go, Cougars!

How do they just skip class|every day and go to the beach?

Because they just don't care.

Let's go with them.

-Seriously, let's just do it.|-Why?

Because, I mean,|we never do anything.

I mean, we're graduating. We|should be going nuts right now.

Let's just do something.

I am doing something,|I'm going to class.

Klitz, you already got|into Yale.

I mean, it doesn't|matter anymore.

Yeah, Klitz, you p*ssy.

-Well, why don't you go?|-Yeah, come on. Let's go.

Beach is for fags, man.

-The beach is for fags?|-Yeah.

You know what?|You guys are fags.

Everyone to the beach!

Let's go! Lock them|and load them, dude.

WESTPORT HIGH SCHOOL

F*** it.

SCHOOL|SECURITY

Personal power means|the ability to act...

...the ability to take action.

STOP|CHECK-OUT WITH SECURITY

Three steps to personal power|are necessary for results.

Here's number one step|to personal power.

It's called energy.|Energy.

When you wake up feeling|really lethargic, really lousy...

...do you usually|jump up and go--?

Oh, sh*t.

Hey! Pull it over!

Pull it over! Pull--

Oh, well, you're home early.

I postponed yearbook.|I gotta work on my speech

-Hi, Mr. Peterson.|-Mr. President.

-Mrs. Peterson.|-Congratulations.

-Oh, thank you.|-Congratulations. Georgetown.

Wow, you must be flying.

It's cool.

What's the speech|you're working on?

Oh, it's for this scholarship|I need to get so I can...

...actually go to Georgetown.

It's pretty expensive.

What kind of scholarship|is it?

What do they give it for?

It's for the student who best|demonstrates moral fiber.

Oh, moral fiber. Well, that's--

-Oh, I'm sure you'll get it.|-Thanks. I mean, I hope so.

I mean, there's some stiff|Competition...

...and they only pick|one of us...

...so I'll just have to blow|them away with my speech.

Okay, so why do I deserve|this scholarship?

1 . MAKE EYE CONTACT|2. BE CHARMING 3. JFK!

...can do for you|but what you can do...."

John F. Kennedy once said,|"Ask not what

Look, I don't know|who she is.

I'm just saying that|this girl was unbelievable.

I mean, she was|like this angel.

I mean, she had this smile.|I mean, you should have seen it.

-So did you bang her?|-Oh, yeah, yeah. I banged her.

That's what a man does,|okay?

-Yeah. Okay, Eli.|-Good.

Oh, my God. She's so hot.

-What channel, dude?|-No, the girl next door.

I can see her through|my window.

How's the rack?

-God, who is this girl?|-How's the rack?

-Hold on. Relax.|-No. You relax.

Be a man and go over there.

Okay. Say what?

I don't know. Get off your|ass and do something. F***!

-Hey, what are you doing?|-What?

Hey, dude, seriously,|I told you...

...it really freaks me out|when you watch that while...

...you're talking to me.

Just learn to like it.

Oh, my God.

What? Matt, what?

Matt!

Dude, what the f***?

Sh*t!

-Yes?|-I'm sorry.

-Dan.|-What's going on?

Matthew!

Matthew, come down here.

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Stuart Blumberg

Stuart Blumberg (born July 19, 1969) is an American screenwriter, actor, producer and director. more…

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