The Girl Next Door Page #4

Perhaps you should bite me.

Perhaps.

Matthew...

...we live in a crazy,|mixed-up world.

Crazy, but, oh, so beautiful.

Excellent, grasshopper.

And now for the final task|of your training.

You're gonna need a harder piece|of wood than that, cowboy.

-That's not her.|-Yeah, it is.

-Oh, no.|-Oh, yeah.

Matt! Matt! Dude, you're|missing the best part.

F***! F***!

Settle down, tiger.|I know. I know.

It's not funny.|Seriously, get away from me.

-Dude, don't mess this up.|-Mess what up?

Matt, she's a porn star,|okay?

Take her to a motel room|and bang her like a beast.

Eli, I like this girl.

And you can still like her|with your penis inside her.

I'm telling you,|you're gonna regret this.

What would JFK do?|You know he'd tap that ass.

Eli, I'm never gonna|see her again.

Oh, you know what? Fine.

-Fine.|-Fine!

Goddamn it, Matt.

I swear to God, if you don't|f*** her, I'll kill myself!

Matt, please. Please, Matt.|F*** her for me. For me!

-Oh, Marci, you're so funny.|-Oh, thanks.

-I just saw you naked.|-What?

Don't worry, honey,|you were only 2 days old.

-Let's see what else we have.|-Why are you here?

I just came here to say hi.

Hi.

Look at this one of him.

Hey, buddy.

-That one's the best.|-It is. He looks so adorable.

He looks really--|Oh, that's such a good one.

-Here you go, Danielle.|-Oh, thanks.

-Thattagirl.|-This is a cute one.

Oh, who's your daddy?

So you were going to school|in Los Angeles?

For a while. But then I started|working on other things.

Oh, what kind of things?

Let me show you.

Jesus!

-Are you okay?|-Yeah, I don't know, I....

I don't feel so good.

What can I do to make you|feel better?

I think I'm feeling|a lot better now.

-We can go out another night.|-No, we're going out tonight.

-You sure?|-Positive.

-I don't know if I can do this.|-Yes, you can.

But tonight, be the man.

First off, act like|you don't even like her.

-Hey.|-Hey.

Second, get her drunk.|Really drunk, okay?

That way the true porn star|will come out in her.

Here, I... I got us something.

Bourbon?

-Are you trying to get me drunk?|-No, what?

-I thought you like to rock.|-"Like to rock?"

Last and most important...

...always be touching her,|Matt.

That tells her you came here|to get down tonight.

What are we doing?

Just chilling.

Hey, look.

MOTEL|Glen Capri

Maybe we should get a room.

Okay.

Here it is.

This is-- This is really nice.

TV.

Air conditioner.

Got a little lamp there.

Is that Monet?

What?

-What are you thinking?|-What are you thinking?

I don't know.

Do you wanna f*** me?

Come here.

How do you want me?

Why are you doing this?

What?

This.

Isn't this what you want?

To f*** a porn star|in a cheap motel room?

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