The Fan Page #2
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- Year:
- 1996
- 116 min
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...we've had a lot of whining...
...about product quality from certain
members of our sales force.
Example:
The two Jima line.Gil, do you see
Blade's too thin, pommel's too light,
and there's a half tang hidden in there.
Maybe that's why you're not selling.
Sweet.
Somebody made a mistake, man.
I wear number 11.
- I'm sorry. I didn't know.
- It's cool. Manny, just handle it.
Me? I think this knife's an asskicker.
This door, on the other hand,
comes off a foreign car.
Well, need I say more?
- Why are you guys still here?
- There's been a glitch, okay?
- I'm working on it.
- What's a "glitch"?
A detail that hasn't been worked out.
Permutation that happens in...
What? With my number?
- Yeah, with your number.
- No, no, no.
Manny, you know I wear number 11.
- Of course.
- So there shouldn't be any problem.
It is a problem. Primo wears 11.
Tickets in yet?
Tickets? What tickets?
- Opening day.
- You got other things to worry about.
I'll let you in on a little secret, Gil. You
came this close to kissing pavement.
- How about that close?
- Yeah.
Management had you on the list.
I talked them out of it.
Don't make me regret it.
- Thanks, master.
- Okay, f*** it.
I'm not playing with number 33.
You understand?
I know. Just be cool.
Let me take care of it.
Three times 11 is 33.
You may play three- times better.
Thanks. I'll talk to you in a minute.
Jesus was 33 when he died.
- Give me my number.
Should I fire him?
I should fire him, huh?
I should fire his butt.
Good form.
Seriously. I promised those tickets
to my clients.
Don't make me look
like an a**hole. Please.
- I do have a reputation to uphold.
- A reputa...
Jesus-f***ing"..."
Nobody cares. You're stuck in a
time warp with your head up your ass.
- Why, because I don't wanna sell crap?
- We are not dedicated to perfection!
People don't want quality.
They want cheap product.
When that fucks up, they want to
replace it, so that's what we give them.
You got till the end of the month, Gil.
Look...
...McKinley and Everest is our
biggest account. You better close on it.
Bring in the f***ing numbers.
A**hole.
Sid, what was the missing link
on your ball club last season?
We'd have made the playoffs if Rayburn
hadn't hit that three- run shot in Atlanta.
Everybody said, "Why don't we
have a slugger like that?" Now we do.
- Bobby, a picture?
- Why don't we take one with Primo.
- Sounds good.
- Keep smiling.
Keep f***ing smiling.
- I hope you like it in centre field.
- Yeah, I hope you like it in left.
No more questions.
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