The Extra Man Page #4
- Woman:
EXCUSE ME.EXCUSE ME, I HAD
Henry:
BLOODY HELL, I FORGOT I WAS TRASH DAY.
OH, WELL.
I HEAR IT'S
ASTRONOMICALLY EXPENSIVE.
DON'T-- DON'T BE
SO MIDDLE-CLASS.
THE ARISTOCRACY:
NEVER PAYS.
HERE'S MY CAR.
( humming )
TAKE A CAB?
- WHY?
I GO EVERYWHERE:
IN MY ELECTRA.
I DRIVE ALL:
AROUND MANHATTAN
LOOKING FOR "IT."
I MEAN "IT"
FLORIDA PLATES?
BECAUSE I LIVE THERE
PART-TIME--
PALM BEACH.
THAT'S WHERE
IN THE WINTER.
ONE WORKING DOOR.
JUST CLOSE I TIGHTLY BEHIND YOU.
( singing )
HENRY, HENRY, HENRY!
- PLEASE, BE CAREFUL!
- OHH!
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
AS NAPOLEON SAID,
- HENRY!
- Woman:
A**HOLE!ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S HOW IT'S DONE.
THE INTERMISSION IS
ABOUT TO BEGIN.
COMING OUT,
YOU SIMPLY SAY,
MAY I HAVE YOUR TICKE AND YOUR RE-ENTRY STUB?"
NOW, YOU HAVE
THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
WITHOUT IT,
- I THINK SO.
HENRY, HENRY!
SHH, SHH.
AND THE RE-ENTRY STUBS?
WELL, ONE STUB,
BUT I THINK--
DIDN'T I TELL YOU
IT WAS CRUCIAL TO GE THE RE-ENTRY STUB?
WHICH PART OF THA DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
- THAT'S IRRELEVANT.
THE POINT IS:
WITHOUT THE RE-ENTRY STUB
- SHOW TIME, DARLING.
OH DEAR. WELL,
ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S A PROGRAM.
THAT WILL HELP.
YOU GO FIRST,
I'LL BE SENILE,
YOU'LL BE ANGRY.
WE'LL BLUFF
OUR WAY IN. GO.
( singing )
WHERE IS--
WHERE'S MY RE-ENTRY STUB?
I HAD IT.
- NO.
IT TO YOU.
NO, YOU DIDN'T,
FATHER!
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE,
YOU PUT THINGS!
DID YOU CHECK:
YOUR PANTS?
- I'M WEARING THEM!
THANK YOU.
TERRIBLY SORRY:
ABOUT ALL THAT.
THAT'S NOT BAD.
FROM ME,
A WALK-ON PART SOMEWHERE.
PERHAPS OFF BROADWAY.
SHE'S RUSSIAN,
YOU KNOW.
Henry:
WHERE ARE WE?
SORRY?
I LIKE TO SAY THA SOMETIMES BEFORE RETIRING.
MY EAR PLUGS.
ANY FINAL THOUGHTS,
QUESTIONS?
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