The Dukes of Hazzard Page #3
- She's my cousin.
- Hopefully you're kissing cousins, right?
- Come again?
- Son, all I'm really trying to ask you...
...is if you shuck her corn.
Now, there are certain things you just
don't say to a Duke about another Duke.
I'll shuck your corn!
Excuse me a second.
Pick him up! Pick him up!
Hey, hey. Can I get in on this?
- Yeah.
- Sure.
Oh, buddy.
Here we go.
Fifty bucks on the Dukes!
- That makes two, Luke!
- Attaboy!
Hey, Billy Prickett!
Careful, Bo-Bo.
Don't hit him. That's A.J. Foyt!
- Really?
- The fourth!
- Hey, can I hit this guy?
- Kill them all!
- The ribs are greasy.
- The beans are cold.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
Closest thing to law enforcement
in Hazzard County.
Rosco's been after the Duke boys
since they started walking.
Of course, some people say
the boys' first steps...
... landed right on the sheriff's
last nerve.
Dukes. Just once you two
ought to try leaving a place...
...in better shape
than it was when you walked in.
Oh, I think your boss can afford
to replace a few broken beer mugs.
...concerning a certain crappy
orange hot rod out at the Miller farm.
of them construction boys.
When I got there, they were not being
gentle with your beloved piece of crap.
What'd you do, Rosco?
I can't say she's gonna be in real good
racing shape for the rally this weekend.
You watch yourself, hillbilly boy.
Come on, boys. My shift's over.
I'll take you over to Cooter's.
Come on.
Jefferson Davis Hogg...
... the meanest man
in Hazzard County.
He's canny as a fox,
tough as a badger...
... and crooked as a hillbilly's smile.
Well, Rosco.
I see you have redecorated.
Interesting style. What do you call it?
- Well, sir, the Dukes...
- The Dukes.
I had a feeling.
I've got some important things
happening here this weekend.
- Yes, sir.
- Are you gonna take care of the Dukes...
...or am I gonna have to make
other plans?
I'm on top of it, Boss.
That's what I'm afraid of.
- You ready?
- Is it bad?
Not good.
Hell, this is worse than the time
you sunk it in the Tipton Swamp.
Mostly cosmetic damage,
right, Cooter?
- Mostly.
- Yeah.
- He's gonna be ready for the race, right?
- Race? Come on, Bo.
I mean, the General doesn't race.
The General erases the competition.
Who does this?
It would make a nice hat or a slipper.
You know what? Just leave the General
here with me. I'll see if I can fix...
I'll have it up running in no time.
Meanwhile, you boys take my truck.
What if you need to tow somebody?
If I can't "toe" them, I'll just finger them.
You know what I mean?
Close one. Even shell-shocked,
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