The Dukes of Hazzard

Synopsis: Bo and Luke Duke are southern cousins. In Hazzard County, Bo and Luke help their Uncle Jesse and their sexy cousin Daisy run the Moonshine business and always getting into trouble with Sherriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and recklessly driving in their orange car "General Lee". Boss Hogg, the mean and corrupt local county commissioner who hates The Dukes evicts The Dukes from their farm. Bo and Duke travels to Atlanta and meets up with old friend Katie Johnson and her friend Annette as they set out to find out why Boss Hogg has evicted them from their farm and what he plans to do. With local ace race car driver Billy Prickett in town to take part in the Annual Hazzard Road Race rally, Bo and Luke sets out to save their farm and foil Boss Hogg's scheme.
Genre: Adventure, Comedy
Director(s): Jay Chandrasekhar
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  5 wins & 14 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
33
Rotten Tomatoes:
14%
PG-13
Year:
2005
104 min
$80,206,743
Website
855 Views


Welcome to Hazzard County.

A little corner of the world where

everyone knows everyone else...

... and people are never too busy

to stop and say howdy.

Shoot, some folks even say this is

where the apple pie was invented.

Yep, basically everything down here

moves a little bit slower...

... unless, of course,

your last name is Duke.

Man, the General's in good shape.

Bo, it's happy hour at The Boar's Nest,

and we still got two deliveries to make.

It's all one big happy hour, Luke.

Besides, we're taking a shortcut.

Hi, Luke.

- I got this one.

- You sure that's a good idea, cuz?

It's a great idea. Come on.

Hey, Laurie.

- You here to make your delivery?

- Well, I was hoping to.

Luke, remember last time.

Don't worry about it, cuz.

It's okay, Bo. Pa ain't here.

See, Bo? Pa ain't here.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Play hard to get, little buddy.

Listen and learn, General.

And now, side two

of the Al Unser, Jr. Story:

No Questions, Only Unsers,

as read by Laurence Fishburne.

"I'm too old for this shit. "

That's what I was thinking

as I turned into the final lap...

... running fourth at Talladega.

But then it hit me.

Life is like a racetrack.

You gotta keep going

round and round.

- That is so true.

- Sure, sometimes you crash and burn.

But if you don't make the turn,

you ain't never gonna learn.

So I gripped the wheel tighter,

checked my gauges, and made my move.

Make my move. Give you my move.

Make it, mother...

- Jesus Christ!

- Howdy, Bo.

Hey, Mr. Pullman.

I nearly shit myself.

- How you doing, sir?

- Oh, I'm fine.

You ready for that big

Hazzard Rally this weekend?

Yeah, I got him all tuned up.

Right, General?

How many times

you won that, anyway?

- Four in a row, sir.

- Four in a row.

That's good. Billy Prickett won it four

in a row, and look what he's doing today.

- Hey, you been hunting?

- Yes, sir.

Yeah, I been using

those new whammy shells.

They scatter less for when you really

wanna blow a hole in something.

- Cool. Guns.

- Yeah.

Are you delivering

all by yourself today?

Oh, no. I never travel alone, sir.

I like to think I travel

with the man upstairs.

You know, Jesus.

You know, I like that attitude.

I'm gonna look around

and find a boy like you...

...to date my daughter,

Laurie, pretty soon.

Because she's getting curious

about boys, you know.

Yeah.

Oh, you're talking about sex, right?

I just wanna keep that

sorry cousin of yours away from her.

The way he looks at her galls me.

You know what I mean?

You get back here right now,

you son of a bitch.

Get back here.

Luke! Luke!

- Why you running, you chickenshit?

- Goddamn Dukes.

You get the hell off my sister.

- Jimmy!

- Oh, shit.

Damn you, Luke!

You get back in the house!

- Go, Bo, go!

- Luke, wait!

- Put on a shirt!

- Come on, come on, come on.

I forgot about the brother. Go!

So happy hour?

- You're gonna get us shot someday.

- Not today.

Not with you driving the getaway car.

- So how was it?

- It's never bad.

Son of a bitch.

Here, load up with these

whammy shells.

They'll blow a hole through

an elephant's ass.

Look out.

Oh, goddamn it!

You're gonna replace that.

- What's he using?

- You don't wanna know.

Dadgum it,

you just assassinated a tree.

Got a big kick to it.

Don't you worry. They can't touch

the General. Come on, boy.

You missed, Jimmy!

Can't you shoot straight? Don't point

that thing at me, you chucklehead.

Don't call me a chucklehead.

I ain't a chucklehead.

Hey! Get that gun out of the wheel!

What are you doing? Hey.

Hey. What the hell?

- Goddamn it.

- I'm sorry, Daddy.

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