The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion! Page #4

-Oh, I bet they do. Yeah.

You know,

when I showed you that old swamp...

...well, you know, I knew we were gonna

have trouble with the Dukes.

- You know, we gotta win that race.

-Oh, we will.

- We will.

-Rosco, darling.

What?

Do you know how much money

theme parks make?

Are you kidding?

- How much?

-Tons.

- Tons?

-Tons.

Is that more than a thousand?

Oh yeah, way more, and you're gonna

get your cut just like we agreed.

Shh. Shh.

Oh, oh, oh. Shh. Shh.

Okay, see you later.

- Clint.

-Mm.

Yes. You just...

[ROSCO BABBLING]

Clint? What do you think's wrong

with that woman's eyes, boss?

What you talking about?

Any half-wit can see the resemblance.

Well, I can't.

You could if you wanna keep your job.

[COUGHS]

Just a minute.

Say Make my day.

All right, punk...

...make my day.

You give me chills, Clint.

That's Boss Clint.

Boss-- Boss Clint.

Well...

[COUGHS]

...all right.

[CIGAR HISSES]

If that idiot ever got any money,

somebody would have to count it for him.

Okay, now let's go get our ringer.

What ringer?

Oh, a little insurance named Kam Cutler.

A disbarred race driver.

BALLADEER:

Kam was so mean...

...he couldn't resist causing trouble

even when he wasn't racing.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

COOTER:

Well, I sold off all my tools...

...took all them junk cars

and put them in the old barn there.

- General Lee's in there too.

-it looks like it's haunted to me, Cooter.

It's haunted all right,

by a lot of great memories.

Good to see the General a--

BO:

Hey, Cooter...

...where exactly did you say

you put the General?

He's gone.

I was wrong before.

Now we've been had.

BALLADEER:
You can't say those

Duke boys aren't perceptive.

BO:

Well, isn't this great?

Bet the farm on a race

we got no car to race with.

ENOS:

What are you boys doing?

COOTER:
Hey!

BO:
How are you?

Hey, Enos.

It's good to see you.

- Hey, look at you.

ENOS:
Hey, Bo.

All the way from Los Angeles.

Tell me, how's the pride

of the L.A.P.D. doing?

Hey, great. Traffic tickets are up,

crime is down.

Hey, is Daisy around?

- No, she's back at the farm.

-What are y'all doing here?

We came here to pick up General Lee

and it looks like it disappeared.

Me and my big mouth got us

snookered into an overland car race...

...with a couple of real shady characters.

We come here to get the car

and he's missing.

- The whole thing smells like a setup.

BO:
I think they took him.

Well, they must be smart,

planning so long ago.

LUKE:

What do you mean?

That layer of dust on the floor.

Only your footprints.

No tire tracks.

Must have been a long time

since the General Lee disappeared.

Well. I gotta go find Daisy.

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