The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion! Page #3

over in Cooter's garage.

Oh, isn't that wonderful.

Now, Cletus.

CLETUS:
Now?

ROSCO:
Yes, now.

Uh...

Then why don't we--?

Here. Take this.

Then why don't we have

an overland car race...

...between the challenger

and the General Lee?

[CROWD CHEERING]

What a great idea.

- If the General Lee is up to it.

-Well, now, hang on a minute, y'all.

The General's been sitting up for years

and he might not even crank.

- I agree.

MAX:
Wait a minute...

...I just had a good idea

of how to avoid the three-year delay...

...in the theme park.

How about a sporting wager, Mr. Duke?

If the General Lee wins.

you win $1000...

...plus we'll drop the lawsuit.

But if the challenge car wins...

...you give us access across your land...

...and there will be immediate jobs

for everybody.

- Lady--

-Hang on, Bo--

- You got yourself a bet!

-This is a setup.

Done deal.

[MOTOR REVING]

What's that?

Our challenge car.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Hi.

- Hey, ain't that Buzz?

LUKE:
And the Double Zero.

Yep. The only car that ever whipped

the General in an overland race.

- Thanks for reminding us.

-Listen to that engine.

- Couldn't you see it's a setup?

-So what? It's the only race we got.

I agree with Bo.

Come on, y'all. Let's go see if

we got a racecar to race with.

ANNOUNCER:

In this contest, anything goes.

BALLADEER:
While the boys

took off to find General Lee...

...Daisy went to the Tough Person Contest

to cheer her friend, Bertha Jo.

All right. let's have a clean, dirty fight.

Okay.

Get him, Bertha Jo! Get him!

BALLADEER:

The rules were very strict.

- No guns, knives or bottles.

- Let's fight.

[CHEERING]

BALLADEER:

You see, Bertha Jo's daddy raised mules.

The first time she was kicked in the head,

she got the idea for fighting mule-style:

[GRUNTING]

For she'd simply kick her opponent

out of the ring.

[JESSE LAUGHING]

MAN:

Get up!

BALLADEER:

Again...

...and again.

JESSE:

Looking good, Bertha Jo!

BALLADEER:
And so on, until he was plum

wore out just trying to get back in the ring.

[CROWD CHEERING]

ANNOUNCER:
One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven, eight, nine--

[ROSCO AND MAX LAUGHING]

Boss Hogg would be mighty

proud of you, Mama Jo.

- Oh, thanks.

-You're slick. Very slick.

[PHONE RINGING]

Thank you, and you know,

you can call me Josephine.

- Josephine.

-Have a cigar.

Oh, okay. Oh, Josephine.

Yeah.

You know, the first time I saw your name,

J-O...

...I thought you were a man

that couldn't spell Joe.

And the first time I saw you, well,

I knew you were also a lawman.

- And you reminded me of someone, but--

-Mm-hm?

- Clint. Clint Eastwood.

-Mm.

Yes!

It's the way you carry yourself.

Oh.

- Yeah. A lot of people notice that.

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