The DUFF Page #6
Even if you weren't in a group,
I'm my own best friend.
Did any of these people know where
they stood in the social hierarchy?
Cool socks.
Really dig them.
I wanna make out with your face.
Good, because my face wants you
to make out with it.
Socks?
They...
What the...?
I never knew
why I couldn't talk to Toby.
Now I did.
Because, like everyone else in school,
he knew what I was.
And subconsciously I knew it too.
It was all so easy for Wes.
Look, I'm no wine expert,
but I'm pretty sure
you mix red and white, you get rose.
- He could talk to anyone.
- Wesley.
Back to work.
Take a seat, Mr. Rush.
That's your third F. I don't know
what's going on with you.
But the principal and I talked
and we decided
until you get your grades up,
you're suspended from the team.
Well, can't we talk
with my decision.
Okay, okay, look,
I can't lose my scholarship.
It's the only way I can
get into college.
I wish you would've thought
of that before.
You want me to what?
I don't wanna be anybody's
DUFF anymore, okay?
I wanna be my own person.
I'm tired of being the approachable one.
You're asking me for dating advice?
Today of all days? Are you kidding me?
Look, I have a crush on this boy.
His name's Toby Tucker.
Maybe you've heard of him.
Well, I can't seem to talk to him
of myself, okay?
And you never seem to have this problem.
- Don't you hate me?
- I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do.
But only because you're a dipshit
and a man-whore.
But you're the only one
in this whole school
who told me what was actually going on.
So you're an honest dipshit,
and that's what counts.
- Thanks?
- Can we just...?
Can we just cool it for a second?
Okay, here's my offer.
I will make sure you pass science
if you help me with this.
I mean, you got the easy part.
You could pass science in your sleep.
I have to reverse-DUFF you.
Are you wearing pajamas?
Oh, my God.
You know, I get it Wesley, okay?
I'm disgusting. I'm a swamp thing.
- I'm a regular Bela Lugosi.
- Who?
I can't even believe I thought that
I could ask you something like this.
Just forget it.
You know, have fun playing intramural
Wii golf this season, dick face.
Okay, okay, okay.
Come here.
Look, I'm an idiot.
And idiots don't exactly
give great advice.
Well, look at it this way.
It's not like you could make me
any more awkward, right?
That's true.
See? Idiot.
So, you'll do it?
- Yeah.
- Yes.
On one condition.
You gotta ask me in monster voice.
- Wesley. Monster voice?
- Yeah.
From when we were little?
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