The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Page #5

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Shut up, fatty. Now, everyone in my truck.

We're running out of time!

The Jew Producer's right! Toot is fat.

Yeah, he's got a point. l am fat.

Well, l ain't going nowhere until you tell us

why in the hell we was canceled.

Come on, guys.

Have you ever even seen your show?

lt's filthy, it's racist, and it has

a shocking lack of Dave Chappelle.

Yeah, he's got a point. l am fat.

Now get in my truck!

l'm trying to save you idiots!

Ah, save us from what?

(CRASH)

From that! lntelligent Smart

Robot Animation Eraser Lady!

l.S.R.A.E.L.? Why the f*** is it on

our land when we already live here?

To destroy you all! Now hurry!

(GASPS)

Prepare to be erased.

Run!

(ALL SCREAMlNG)

ALL:
Aahh!

Holy sh*t!

l.S.R.A.E.L. must kill you all!

Wait, wait, l'm sure

we can work something out!

I.S.R.A.E.L. must be

aggressive to survive!

lt's a common sense policy.

Come on, y'all! To the mystery van!

(ALL YELLlNG)

(MECHANlCAL LAUGHTER)

(GASPS) Molly!

She's still in the living room!

There's nothing you can do for her!

She's dead!

l've got to try!

(HUMMlNG)

Try

He really is delightfully retarded.

(ALL GASP)

l'm going to take that l.S.R.A.E.L. out!

Hold on!

Don't come any closer.

l.S.R.A.E.L. has boundary issues.

Kung fu, motherf***er!

(TlRES SQUEALlNG)

(GASPS)

l've got to try!

(HUMMlNG)

Try

Huzzah!

(TlRES SQUEALlNG)

Ooh!

(GRUNTlNG)

Try

(ALL YELLlNG)

Oh, no! The Drawn Together house, it's...

lt's gone!

Aah!

Oh, thank God you're ok!

(MOANlNG)

Oh, flick my balls. (MOANlNG)

Faster, Foxxy!

The l.S.R.A.E.L.'s right behind us!

My kingdom is only a couple miles away.

We'll be safe there!

No, you can't go home.

None of you can go home, ever again!

(ALL YELLlNG, TlRES SQUEALlNG)

You don't understand.

None of you are who you think you are!

What?

(TlRES SQUEALlNG)

You trying to say l ain't really Foxxy Brown?

What l'm trying to say is you're all fakes!

Cheap knock-offs.

You're all parodies of the real thing

created just to be on Drawn Together.

Now that the show's over,

the boss wants you all destroyed.

-But why would he want...

-Look out!

(ALL SCREAMlNG)

Without you, my life really has no meaning.

(GROANlNG)

Where is the Drawn Together gang?

I.S.R.A.E.L. must erase them!

They got away.

Looks like you screwed up, l.S.R.A.E.L.

You're in so much trouble.

You explain to boss what happened.

l.S.R.A.E.L. is sick of being blamed

for every little f***ing thing

that goes wrong in the desert.

Aah!

(ALL GROANlNG)

Oh, God. l was so scared.

l mean, l wanted to go,

"Whee, wee wee wee," all the way home.

Never trust a Jew producer.

l'm obviously a real Disney princess.

lf l weren't, why would l be so much better

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