The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!



Hey, ass bag! Give me another!

Listen, you've run up quite

a tab over the last few weeks.

-Why don't you say...

-Another shot, goddamnit!

Hmm. Oh!


(GASPS) "Come to the booth in the back.

Act casual, fat ass!"

Who the hell is that?

Please, don't cause any more

trouble around here, Miss...

Whoa! (CRASH)


All right, lady. l don't know

who you think you are, but l...

You've been busy.

(GASPS) Foxxy.

What the hell are you doing here?

We can't be seen together!

You'll get us killed!

Toot, you've got to come with me.

You're not safe here anymore, fatty.

What the hell do you care?

You're the reason we're in this mess, Foxxy.

lf that's even your real name.

Of course it's my real name.

You don't know that!

You don't know anything.

l know this.



l deserved that.

You deserve to die.

Toot, l can't change the past,

but l can change the future.

l met somebody who could

help us get our lives back!

Oh, yeah? Well, l've met someone, too.

l've met a man who loves me for me,

a man who's willing to cheat on his wife

because he's a closeted homosexual

who thinks l'm a man!

A man who refers to my vagina

as a manhole.

Toot, Clara's dead!

(GASPS) Clara? She... She's...

Dead, yes. l sorry.

Oh, my God! l can't believe it!

She was so... So...

Now which one was Clara again?

She wasn't that little fugly

battle monster thing, was she?

No, the princess.

(GASPS) How'd she die?

The same way we all gonna die!

l.S.R.A.E.L. !

(GASPS) l.S.R.A.E.L.?

That's why you need to

come with me before it's too...


Your location's been compromised!

Get out of there now!

-We gots to go!

-Forget it, Foxxy.

l'm not... Aah!

Goddamnit! They followed you here!

Head towards the back of the bar!




Take a right! Go up the stairs!


What now, Wooldoor?

Oh, is that Wooldoor? Tell him l said hi!

Oh, hey, Toot

how you doin'? Go straight!

Straight? But we on the roof!

Just do it!


Wait, what are you doing?

Stop! l can't fly without my feather!


The key's got to be here somewhere.

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

We're gonna die!

Got 'em! Let's go!


Ah, we made it.

Hey, Toot, baby. Where you goin'...

Aah! Ooh!



Stop, stop! That's the man l love!

We can't! There's no time!





Hey, hey, hey.

Great googly moogly!


Don't make me suck your dick!

Guys, you suck.

l love racism!

A Jew in our backyard!

Ooh, l like that bitch!

Flavor flav!

Up the butt?


(TOOT GRUNTlNG) l cut myself!


My special move is the reach around!


Ahh. Good morning, people and Foxxy.

lt's a lovely day to be on a reality show.

And it's a great day to deny wetting the bed.

Which l did not do!

Ooh, it's also the perfect day to

stay in bed and snuggle all day!

Hey, we should have

another piata party tonight!

But, uh, this time we should get a real piata.

Guys, there really is nothing better

than being on a reality television show!


Attention, housemates.


This is the Jew Producer speaking.

Please report to the living room

for the next competition.

Competition? Ooh!

Wait up, guys, l'm almost ready.


Now l'm ready. Whee!

Good morning, housemates.

Today's competition is

pretty self-explanatory.

lt is?


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