
The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!
- Year:
- 2010
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(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
WOMAN:
Hey, ass bag! Give me another!Listen, you've run up quite
a tab over the last few weeks.
-Why don't you say...
-Another shot, goddamnit!
Hmm. Oh!
(BURPS)
(GASPS) "Come to the booth in the back.
Act casual, fat ass!"
Who the hell is that?
Please, don't cause any more
trouble around here, Miss...
Whoa! (CRASH)
(CAT MEOWS)
All right, lady. l don't know
who you think you are, but l...
You've been busy.
(GASPS) Foxxy.
What the hell are you doing here?
We can't be seen together!
You'll get us killed!
Toot, you've got to come with me.
You're not safe here anymore, fatty.
What the hell do you care?
You're the reason we're in this mess, Foxxy.
lf that's even your real name.
Of course it's my real name.
You don't know that!
You don't know anything.
l know this.
(BOTH MOANlNG)
(SPlTS)
l deserved that.
You deserve to die.
Toot, l can't change the past,
but l can change the future.
l met somebody who could
help us get our lives back!
Oh, yeah? Well, l've met someone, too.
l've met a man who loves me for me,
a man who's willing to cheat on his wife
because he's a closeted homosexual
who thinks l'm a man!
A man who refers to my vagina
as a manhole.
Toot, Clara's dead!
(GASPS) Clara? She... She's...
Dead, yes. l sorry.
Oh, my God! l can't believe it!
She was so... So...
Now which one was Clara again?
She wasn't that little fugly
battle monster thing, was she?
No, the princess.
(GASPS) How'd she die?
The same way we all gonna die!
l.S.R.A.E.L. !
(GASPS) l.S.R.A.E.L.?
That's why you need to
come with me before it's too...
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
Your location's been compromised!
Get out of there now!
-We gots to go!
-Forget it, Foxxy.
l'm not... Aah!
Goddamnit! They followed you here!
Head towards the back of the bar!
(GUNSHOTS, ALL SCREAMlNG)
(RECORD SCRATCHlNG)
(GUNSHOTS, ALL SCREAMlNG)
Take a right! Go up the stairs!
(FOXXY GROANS)
What now, Wooldoor?
Oh, is that Wooldoor? Tell him l said hi!
WOOLDOOR:
Oh, hey, Toothow you doin'? Go straight!
Straight? But we on the roof!
Just do it!
(BANGlNG)
Wait, what are you doing?
Stop! l can't fly without my feather!
(BOTH YELLlNG)
The key's got to be here somewhere.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
We're gonna die!
Got 'em! Let's go!
(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
Ah, we made it.
Hey, Toot, baby. Where you goin'...
Aah! Ooh!
(GRUNTS)
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
Stop, stop! That's the man l love!
We can't! There's no time!
Barney!
(BEEPlNG)
Huzzah!
(CAPTAlN HERO TALKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY)
Hey, hey, hey.
Great googly moogly!
Whee!
Don't make me suck your dick!
Guys, you suck.
l love racism!
A Jew in our backyard!
Ooh, l like that bitch!
Flavor flav!
Up the butt?
Goddamnit!
(TOOT GRUNTlNG) l cut myself!
Surprise!
My special move is the reach around!
(BlRD SlNGlNG)
Ahh. Good morning, people and Foxxy.
lt's a lovely day to be on a reality show.
And it's a great day to deny wetting the bed.
Which l did not do!
Ooh, it's also the perfect day to
stay in bed and snuggle all day!
Hey, we should have
But, uh, this time we should get a real piata.
Guys, there really is nothing better
than being on a reality television show!
Nothing!
-PRODUCER:
Attention, housemates.-Ooh.
This is the Jew Producer speaking.
Please report to the living room
for the next competition.
Competition? Ooh!
Wait up, guys, l'm almost ready.
(GlBBERlSH)
Now l'm ready. Whee!
Good morning, housemates.
Today's competition is
pretty self-explanatory.
lt is?
(PUPPlES BARKlNG, KlTTENS MEOWlNG)
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